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15:09 Wed 4 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
A rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says "have you got any cabbages?". The butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, slightly peeved, says "look I told you yesterday - I'm a butcher, I don't sell cabbages, now p*ss off!" The rabbit hops off.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers again and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, completely p*ssed off now, snaps "No I haven't got any chuffin cabbages! If you come in
here again asking for some cabbages I'm gonna nail your f'in ears to the floor!" The rabbit is scared by this and quickly hops out the door.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers and asks "have you got any nails?" The butcher replies "no". The rabbit says "have you got any cabbages?"
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04:33 Thu 5 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol heard that before, but it was a duck asking for bread in a pub. good tho :-)
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06:38 Sat 7 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
yeah, me too but it is funny
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09:44 Sun 8 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
rabbits can't eat cabbages, it would make them ill :( funny joke if you don't like rabbits though :)
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05:35 Mon 9 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
dude shut up
Deleted User
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05:35 Mon 9 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
;O)
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15:08 Mon 9 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol, well sed b_l
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13:23 Tue 10 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
alright DUDE!
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15:30 Wed 11 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
my sisters rabbit died today :-(

we went to get it castrated, and they gave it too much anasthetic and it died. to top it all off, we have to pay for the anesthetic used, and the operation fee. (which, btw, never actually took place)
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06:32 Thu 12 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
woah. Talk about harshness! Did you feed it cabbage?
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13:19 Thu 12 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
how heartless!

(yes)
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13:36 Thu 12 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
I have heard penguin and fish me!
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14:49 Thu 12 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
fish me? wtf
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07:11 Fri 13 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
yeah, i'm confused too..
Deleted User
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14:12 Fri 13 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
I'll re phrase it

I have heard one about penguins and fish. Myself has heard
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07:59 Sat 14 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
ahh

see, use punctuation, it's alot easier! without proper punctuation, people can get the wrong idea. here is an example..

a woman without her man is useless

now, this sentence properly puncuated will give the desired effect

a woman. without her, man is useless.

:-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(
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08:02 Sat 14 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol
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08:56 Sat 14 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Heard this joke before, but can't remember why.

Nice :-)
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