oh so you realised then :)

mkae= make

To goo not bl.

(As if you needed to know)

the thought of you even thinking it was me is offensive!

You don't own anything :@

I own you and everything you own.

that means u own my new super sized tampons? aces :)

I've owned them for years (about time you replaced them really)

lol! nah they're re-usable, i just couldn't bear to throw them away!

Btw, did you know you'd probably have the ability to out-spam me? now that's an achievement

Well technically as I own you. Everytime you spam its my spam, and everytime I post its my post, so I'd be outspamming me, not you. Don't flatter yourself, you have nothing, its all mine, mine mine, MUWHAHAHAHAA.

wow, get a room, AND COMMON, no need for the reusable bit was there really. Your both Sick, call me Goo and I'll call you Baby Lion deal? Simon, good power. I'm having a drink in your honour.

Now how can i reply to the wittiest post ever? whatever i type is just gona be insignificant!

We're thinking about putting ourselves in room 101, is that good enough? As for calling you goo,i could just not refer to you, which would mean i didn't have to call you anything. Sorted :)

Not insignificant, bl. But just overshadowed.

Keep trying chicken. (In big brother mood)

Chicken/Lion, same difference.

How rude.

Joking my little lamb!

how dare you call me chicken! piece of filth!

who you talking to ?
Cos if you got a pet name for Simon as little lamb I'm gonna slap him!

i am talking to you! You slap him, and i'll shave your back!

How sweet!

ahhh, it's like starting on a big man in a pub and his little lady doing all the fighting. I find that Soooooooo CUTE.

That's the affect i was looking for :) RESULT