Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was

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Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth,

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness