easter bunny series
knock knock
who's there?
easter
easter who?
easter bunny

knock knock
who's there?
another
another who?
another easter bunny

knock knock
who's there?
no more
no more who?
no more easter bunnies, wait till next year!!

Going to have to fetch the sellotape, for my poor sides that just split

"That awkward moment when a joke doesn't make you laugh"

Wife: Hi, did you eat?Me: Did you eat?Wife: Are you copying me?Me: Are you copying me?Wife: I love you!Me: Yes, I already ate.

lol

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Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 01:21 Sat 08/10/11 (BST)

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?


Cause it said "Concentrate"

3 Blondes walk into a bar

since we're on stupid jokes.....

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had nobody to go with!

Please take note that any jokes that are distasteful, racist, sexist, or inappropriate in any way will be removed and this thread will capped.

Thanks

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

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Edited at 11:51 Sat 08/10/11 (BST)

puts away distasteful, racist, sexist or innapropriate joke book away

was that meant to be funny?

Just seen Kevin Webster in his garage servicing a 14 year old escort...

you could tell? :O well done, whos a clever boy? you are!

me obviously if your still on here at 19

*cough* With a capital F

hahahahahahaha, and to think i called you a clever boy