50 shades of paula,
I reckon I could cope,
there'd be some naughty poems,
we may well then elope!!

again ya feel the whirlwind,
as she breezes in and out,
fro a change we're pleasantly surprised.....she's not in here to SHOUT!!

justsumgirl,
I think I'm in love
a love so divine
it came from above
to tell you the truth...
promise not to grumble?
I'm saying these things
cause I fancy a fumble
You've had my balls in your hand
I've hit the pink with my cue
you've polished my tip
now it's harder to screw
now the cue's in the case
the white down the pocket
we'll be potting all night
cause im the love rocket

lmfao cracker!!!!

That is amazing, Shad!
It makes everyone elses look ordinary and bad!
How long, I wonder, did that take,
To come up with, to think and to make??
Thinks that's got to be one of the best,
That I've read on here, better than most of the rest,
Keep it up, keep typing down your rhymes,
And keep up the laughs and good times!

Lol, thanks lads :)

Genius mate. Actually laughed out loud!

Oh my.....

Hippes i do not mean to shout
I just want this thread to stay about
So please forgive me i apologise
No more shouting at you guys

Mav your poems have come along well
Since you started posting, theryre swell
So please can we have more from you
And become a regular on this thread too

Shadwell what a great poem from you
But i reckon you should try pottin the blue
A fumble you say is what you fancy
With me? Nahhh your in a trancy
You see ive never played you a game
Nor have we spoke...do i know your name
So the balls mentioned about bein in my hand
Have got you mistaken an i'll make a stand
To prove that ive never polished you cue
Cos im almost certain i do not know you
Unless ur an oldy on with a brand new name
Proclaiming to be a newbie to this game
So dear Self named Mr Love Rocket
Keep ya hands in ya own damn pocket!

When Justsumgirl,
Gives her fingers a twirl,
Writes out a rhyme,
Time after time.
Most enjoyable and brill,
I'm sure they give her a thrill,
This thread keeps filling,
Soon we'll have a million,
Different writers and poets,
Full of little know-its.

I cant help it Chappy, as you all know
Ive loved this thread from the word go
I read each and every single post
Be it about flowers or even toast!
I used to leave titles for fellow posters
For shy people and for some boasters
I"d even pick out the best of each rhyme
And say they had won that specific time
And day after day, year after year
I still find my beloved thread here
So fear not dear Chapster no matter what
While i am around this thread wont be forgot

I think this is the busiest that I've ever seen this thread,
More people and more posts than ever before.
Let's hope this continues and it doesn't ever go dead,
Because, face it, the majority of the forums are just a bore!
Hippes, Paula wants see your face on gen chat,
Best not keep her waiting, so head on over.
It's quite lively these days, so where you at?
If you do, JSG might bake you one of her lovely (:S) pavlovas!

busy is an understatement,
for this thread of late,
pleasantly surprised by some posters,
it's been absolutely great!
we love to see an effort,
from poolers all around,
it keeps our paula sorta quiet,
and size 3's on the ground!

as for other issues,
you mention General Chat,
I wonder is he in uniform,
behind a desk and getting fat,
I may well go there one day,
and pester yawl even more,
but this is where my heart lies,
so keep 'Em coming.......more, more, MORE!!!!

keep er lit!!!!

No poem today :(

Edited at 18:15 Wed 16/04/14 (BST)

Potatoes and rice
Not very nice
Im bored so just pressing buttons
Tempted to eat some muttons
Ben and Jerrys ice cream was my dinner
Was definately a winner

just watched a strange thing on youtube,
a marching musical piece of jazz,
world champions in their category,
but it was not appealing to gaz.

they traipsed around in costumes,
kazoos and drums they played,
my head was quickly getting melted,
by this remarkable regimented display.

don't ask me to watch any others,
for I really don't want to offend,
I'll stick to what I call good music,
for I wouldn't want to lie and pretend.

What is going on in here
Poem wars between u him and her
Best to be safe and stay well clear
Or else il be muted again and can't post for sure

I will make a rhyme tomorow about yas
Will use all slow down first and let me read
It's a bit to late to being answering the chase
Me being drunk reading this makes my heart bleed

I can post again thank god some may say
I wish i banned cos it was hell to pay,
Il do it right tomoro as i said.
As now i think it's time for bed

I thought that you were truly oirish,
can't believe yer fading away!!!
yer surely in more need of practice,
I'm shakkkked and in total disarray!!!

maybe the norn iron ones are better,
the English are really quite bad,
the welsh have a good reputation,
while the scotch are all clean mad!!

A cheeky grin
a twinkle in my eye
A little shad glove
I'm a real smooth guy
Hello sexy
My name's Shad
Take my hand
lets go to my pad
Well I say my pad
I meant premier inn
lets see if your juicebox
fits my swivel pin

Wooooo good poems




Haha
Yours make me laugh and remind me of a girl who used to post here way back (RIP Jill)

Am sad and disappointed,
poolbiird let me down,
It seems she's another one of those,
whose talk is a messy brown!

Dont be disappointed or sad
Im sure it wasnt intended
But if it was i"d feel bad,
For feeling a bit offended
But you know what to do,,
You just come to this gaff
When your feeling blue
Cos its certain to make you laff



Mehhh am tired lol