*Tucks you in and dry brushes your teeth passed out in bed*

Oh god im so sorry

Well impressed with your portrayal of the intoxicated Pawz

BRAVO BRAVO *Cheers and claps like ya won a BAFTA*

Mayzin

Goodbye Mr A

Kaiser Chiefs - Everything is average nowadays.





















































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Knob!

Babe, i fou R Erik was 15! Av lost three yrs cos of you

Yeah firteen thats it hes firteen ..... i think!

Oh he looks like you anyway

Warrior doin?

Hello Sweetie pie

Forgot looks and his lil pit balls, hes definitely mine right ????

Bab, had a right random message off this girl, proper wants to be soul mates an everything.....fs......sort it please x

Hi

Tut of course hes yours u tool!

Really? Block her. If i find out you message her when we argue I'll flip bab i mean it.

You never replied did you?

What are you doing????? Your on a go slow

Sorry I just messaged her back letting her know im not interested, your all the friend I need <3

Speaking of being friendly, dont you think Eriks overdue a bro/sis????

Hyp

Have ijust been friend zoned




Fou ya didn't want any more kids? Bab, hes FIFTEEN! You going to do all the night feeds etc? I car be bothered with that like.

PNP Zone baby.....no boundaries in the PNP zone

Paw.....have you seen the pacifier? I havn either....but the cover has Vin Diesel standing with an ammunition belt full of baby bottles.....I will be your Vin Diesel.....just think about it

PMSL


We dont need a bro or sis tho babe, ive just got back into shape, you go off me when im fat.

Now stop talking about babies please

What a lie, valways laaarrved your bacon rolls *tickes chins*

:O:O

*Sheilds self for a smack*

Shall we get re-married then, I wanna do samin

Theres another one for ya Pawz.....samin

Orrible you about my fat you know

Wanna do samin? K, giz a SONG 1st then

Clever aincha!!

Ok erm......

Dun de de dennnnnnnn
Dun deh de dunnnnnnn

^^^(ere cams da briadeeeeeee)

Yeah?

I was taught by the best

Bab, can i just say samin? We never got divorced you know

You know u were talkin about a bro or sis for our Erik?
Well, we dont need one but be fun pretending we do. Cha think?

But I fou.........ang on..... where did alf my assets go to then???? :O

I like your thinking.....I really like your thinking.....pick a song bab.....