Morning all

Oh its cold!

Off to work for me soon.

Have a good day whatever y'all doing

Women are always cold, especially the older er erh ergh *coughs*

Erm am the same age as you!

But im not complaining Im actually sweating me plums off, all this stress and run up to Christmas is keeping the blood pumping I reckon!

I meant to post that on All I want for Xmas hahaha

Knob!

Your sweating cos your fatter than me tho, am only slim

I know you love it dont dare deny the pleasure you get from seeing KAREN! AKA JSG!

Oi! Im not fat, just abit meaty! Are you still a twig with a pair of Ts from when you were bad? Mr Kipling never sorted you then?

your such a divvy

Meaty? That what ya call it where your from?

I am BUT am getting there!

Hes never sorted me, i dont want his sugar an am not like you eating cakes at silly o'clock! Fathead!

Think am gunna go bab, need to cuddle an hot water bottle! Haha

Goodnight, sleep well

And your such a Taylor! Youve even got a pink hooded housecoat, Bet its got princess in glitter on the back?!

Really?

Do you honestly think I was eating cake last night? A cream cake? At what, midnight was it? Really? A CREAM CAKE? PAU?????

I can sort you a cuddle slim

But in retrain can you sort me the rolls on All I want please, if you really wanted to please me youd find a proud owner, steal his heart, marry him, divorce him, keep the car as a settlement and give it me because I dont just want it, I need it, Please Paula, I swear ill hug you so hard.

Retrain? Return lol

Please Pau, I know you can, for me.

Kinell I would of got the car myself at this rate

Oh leave me housecoat alone, just cos i wont let you were it!

And yes, i believe you was eating a cream cake greedy ole!

Retrain hahaha, ill retrain you to stop asking for expensive gifts

Hope youve had a good day


How cold is it again brrrrrr

Evening Pit an all readers

I dare one of you to post here an say hello

Have you still got the customer service number for that hotel bab, I, unfortunately, have suffered the same fate as you, if not worse!

Left your iPad unattended again yeah...

Me? No! I thought you had it

No i havent haha am here

Nope, heres to hoping breakfast is decent, I hear its self serve...

Damn! Twee gunna do?

I heard that too, I believe theres always something going on in the breakfast hall!