she had an unusual orgasm.....

that made her...........

Almost.........

wet herself with excitement as grant mitchell walked in the door with polka dot dolphin who grabbed............

the first thing that crossed his path which was a...

word search book.....

which he used with the polka dot dolphin to create......

a polka dot coloured book which can swim, this set of to....

a place that was forgotten by all except...

simon cowell, who has once made love to a.........

Cardboard cut out of louie walsh, just as.........

sharon osbourne walked in and............

said under her breath...

Announced she was leaving ozzy, cos she loved him(simon) so much, but when she saw wot he was doing...........

she decided to eat a grilled ferret...

which would have tasted delish but..

it was already down simons trousers causing a high waist situation, so she...........

thought real hard and decided action must be taken, so sharon had to...

pick simons wedgie out with sharkys long lost extracted teeth and slap him for his crimes against the trouser, then..........

demand that he exchange 'those' trousers for a skirt, which he gleefully accepted, but what sharon didnt bargin on was...