if brains were chocolate urs wud fit a smartie



not a joke but still . funny

erm its more of a saying tom!

What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...

What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
They grow taller.

YOU WANT JOKES U CAME TO DA RITE PERSON.

POLICE HAVE ARRESTED 3 OF THE 4 KNOWN TERRORISTS IN LIVERPOOL. BIN ROBBIN,BIN DEALIN AND BIN DRINKIN. DER WAS NO SIGN OV BIN WORKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMM ANUVA.

NEWSFLASH! TWO HOMOSEXUAL MUSLIMS EXPLODED WHILST HAVING SEX. POLICE SUSPECTED THEM OV BEING SUICIDE BUMMERS.

no

Q. wats an englishman and a spermcell got in common??

A. they both hav a chance in 5 million of becomin a human being.

Q. wats red, white blue and unbelievably funny??

A. a bus of rangers fans going off a cliff.

lol

i have some more jokes if u want more?

Q. how do hedgehogs ply football?

A. very carefully

Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None, but you lose a lot of light bulbs.

oh god i cant stop laughing, the best joke EVER alonso........... :-S

A female sheffield united fan goes to the benefit office to claim for her kids, the man at the desks asks, "How many kids have u got?", she says "just the 10"! "Wow, thats alot" says the man "What are their names?" "They are all called Wayne", "Doesnt it get confusing when talkin to them all?" he asks, "Nah its easy, coz when i shout Wayne its time for school...they all go, or if i shout Wayne time for bed they all go to bed", "Oh rite, what if you want to talk to them individualy?", "Well thats easy" she says, "Just call them by their surnames"

bit crap i no but ya no its these sheff united ites ;)

Lesser Known Fad Diets

The South Beach (Boys) Diet - Week 1 - Eat interesting and unique food nobody has heard of before. Week 2 - Take tons of drugs along with the food you were eating. Week 3 - Stop the diet. Week 4 - Start the diet again, but only eat more bland versions of the food you used to eat.
The Palindrome Diet - Only eat foods that can be spelled the same way forwards and backwards. Star Rats and Bird Rib can be tasty snacks while fruits and vegetables are no-no''s.

The Angry Goth Diet - Eat sh*t and die.

The Toddler Diet - Just eat toddlers.

The CASH CUBE! Diet - Place food on the bottom of THE CASH CUBE! Turn the machine on and watch your dinner spin quickly around you for 20 seconds. Whatever you can grab, you can eat!

The (Hot Landing) Zone Diet - Eat a few quick bites en route to the target in your Huey. When you get there, run.