YEP..........
WHY IS A MAN LIKE A SNOWSTORM???

1) DONT KNOW WHEN THEY R GONNA COME,,,,,

2) NOT SURE HOW MANY INCHES U WILL GET,,,

3) DONT KNOW HOW LONG IT WILL LAST!!!!!

BOOM BOOM!! ps sowwy again boys/lads/men....lol

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says witha sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

HA HA HA ...........
WHATS THE SPEED LIMIT FOR SEX??
68,, COS AT 69 U GOT TO TURN AROUND!!

LOUIS' ONE LINERS

why did snoop dogg go to b&q?

fo a chizzle!

why did snoop dogg go to the theater?

fo a show!

why did snoop dogg buy an umbrella?

fo drizzle!

sorry peeps, aint posed in a while=im shaun btw
THE BANNED user. Probably my jokes; funny tho hey.

ill post some more soon!!

=-D

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE AND SMARTIES WHEN THE TUBE GOT BLOWN UP!

THE SMARTIES DIDN'T MELT!

LOL IMAO

thats wrong mate so wrong

how?

THE TUBE GOT BLOWN UP!

Thats very cruel alot of ppl died in that andm any was injured please haave rspect for other ppl and yes i respect the elders :-O

yeh shaun, that was out of order.

good joke...... ice_cool

lmao very funny!!

yeh thanks ronnie m8!! i like it too! =-D

German Virginity

What's German for 'virgin'?
Goesintight.


What is the word 'non-virgin' in German?
Brokenhymen

LMAO

nice 1's supermega

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room,
while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived and announced to the
first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins.""What a
coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the
Minnesota Twins baseball team."The nurse returned in a little while and turned
to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets.""Wow, that's
really an incredible coincidence " he answered. "I work for the 3M
Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."An
hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse
came back. This time, she turned to the 3rd man, who had been quiet in
the corner.She announced that his wife had just given birth to
quadruplets.Stunned, he barely could reply."Don't tell me another coincidence

asked the nurse.After finally regaining his composure, he said "I don't
believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."After hearing this,
everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy, who had just fainted, flat out
on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he
slowly gained back his consciousness.When he was finally able to speak,
everyone could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and
over again."I should have never taken that job at 7-Up!"

I Break With Thee

What's the perfect break-up present to send someone for Valentine's Day?
A copy of "Sex for Dummies."

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in
the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery.Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to
be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm
doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there,"
said the doctor."Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think
there's yet another one to come."Sure enough, within minutes he had
delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down
that lantern. . . It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the
doctor.The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a
couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba,said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'
these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over
and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.""What fer?" asked
Bubba."Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.Well, they finished their
beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on
their forehead.When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You
boys been drinkin'?""No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."

make ur own jokes up dude!!