ha ha ha nevo!!!!!!!!!! this ones a true story!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he chased it round the house but,, still couldnt catch it, and remember he was in the nude.............how funny must that look?????................lol

oh sub hunny,lol i'm sorry, but u know i love this story, im only sharing it!!!!!!!!!!

unfortunately ediss was not quite fast enuff 2 catch his poor old cat that u must remember stole his chair..........

SO WITH ALL HIS MIGHT, SUB TOOK AN ALMIGHTY SWINGING KICK.........................

and omg the cat was just to fast and................

HE MISSED!!!!!!!!!...................

and hit his foot on the.................

OUUUUCH!! *DIVES DRAMATICALLY YET WITH GREAT AGILITY ONTO FLOOR CLUTCHING ANKLE AND REVERBERATING*

hahahahahahaha very well sed sub lol but thats not actually how it went was it darl?????????

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW POOR EDISS BROKE HIS ANKLE!! MUCH TO MRS WIGGLESWORTH DELIGHT...............

(erm sori i forgot what happened nxt u carry on paula hehe)

so with his broken ankle,and lying on the floor in such pain
(in his nak) the last laff was on the cat..........then one day on poolsharks, he met this girl called paula................

and she...........

had something in common with sub,you see they met through their love of a film they loved,and thus got talking,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

and one day............

they were laffing so much on poolsharks(cos he makes her laff)..that he thought to himself......................

why not tell her about the mrs wigglesworth incident...............

Cos that would defo make her laff..............

she as he recalled the story 2 her she...................

nearly pee'd herself....................

as it was the funniest thing she had heard since..................