A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The
operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

usas best joke has gotta be george bush

good call down_n_going

NO I LIKE THE HUNTER 1 BETTER,ALLTHOUGH GEORGE BUSH IS A BIG JOKE(TYPICAL AMERICAN)

simon you get around a bit mate don't you!

Never stay in one place too long.

You ain't seen me, right!

everywhere i look you're there! how can i not see u!

People only see what they want to see, they rarely see what they do not want to see.

Simon, 22:20pm

who said i didn't want to see you? :-P

Erm, er, um, a chav.

:-O gutted.....

Have a cup of coffee, you'll be fine.

you just want me to stay up and talk to you. How sweet :)

Well someone's got to talk to you when you can't sleep because of a coffee overdose!

;-)

lol, i went steady with the coffee tonight, don't worry!

;o)

Damn, could have been interesting!

okay..........u do know she is spoken 4 m8!

tommy u get around a bit! ur name is on all these threads!

i know i am quite fast T HIS AND EXPERIENCED BUT ANNOYED AND SMACKIN THE KEYBOARD! soz about the capslock

ummm ok...

*slowly steps away*