A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man. The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married for 35 years."

hence the reason why i don't like admin

:-P

thought i'd throw in a short thread for you

Thats exactly what I'd expect you to do bl.

And thats why you were on my list!

:-D

on your list eh?? nice one!

Well, the list of things that annoy me.

jkin rlly. (I think thats how you write it in text speak)

na, jk rly.

I'm a natural

I wonder if there is a course I could sign up to?

maybe, thought about signing up for the chav course? only costs 10 pence

Or free entry if you wear a burberry hat.

(Stolen, of course)

off the back of a truck ... of course

What do you call a chav in a vault?
-Safe

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
-Sorted

what do you call a chav in a box?
-Innit

*Boom boom tish*

lol they're not bad actually. Do you know that there's actually this book on chavs. It's serious too!

A whole book on chavs?

Surely unnecessary! As if they're going to pay for a book.

They're too busy saving up for their next all white adidas tracksuit and fake gold pendant from argos.

This stems from jealousy, honest.

The book is for us 'normal' people, to try to understand chavs. Although we probably never will. And i totally agree with you about the jealously thing. *coughs*. This chav i know (should i admit to knowing a chav?) bought his girlfriend a £9 ring from argos.... as an engagement ring!! (bear in mind this chav is only 16!)

I think i've said enough, i'll try to dig myself out of the whole later xx

omg i meant hole. I really am losing my touch

It's all the text speak floating about, it effects your spelling!

That story should really be in its own book. It's pretty good. But as for the bit about you knowing a chav, well what can I say.

That's really a story about you is it?

well im not some one to judge a person by what they do but why is there so much hype about chavs at the moment they aint that special im a punkrock person and yes i do wear the baggy clothes and carry the skateboard around but why dont they make programs on ppl like us wot is so special about chavs im not diggin at ppl that are chavs im just curious

there was also a documentary one sky one called "Chavs"