Ok so what you gotta do is think of some inventive new way to take the hill off of the person who currently has it.

So theres this big hill out there.
My Hill. which is guarded by a pack of wolfs

I go with the army and 20 tanks and blow them up so its my hill.

i go up the hill with a cheese grater. the hill is mine!!

ha ha, thats the armies weakness,cheese!!!!

i go up the hill, with an hammer, and smash the cheese grater to bits, so the hill is mine!!!

i got up there with a shotgun and kill you all and take over the hill

I, BY SOME SORTA MIRACLE, COME BACK TO LIFE, STICK UR SHOTGUN UP UR (_x_) WHICH SCARES U TO DEATH, U RUN AWAY, SO ITS BACK TO MY HILL!!

TA-DAAAAAAA

I have bunny_boiler on my side, you see her and run scared to death, so the hill is mine ;-)

I Dont look at bunny, just throw you both off the hill.
NOW the hill is mine :)

I hold some water over stevens computer, he screams in terror at the thought of no funky and gives me the hill.

i go with a lot of tools n fix stevens comp and the hill is his again but because i fixed it he gives the hill to me.

then i go and break stevens comp again, he blames alonso, the roll down hill fighting, i run up, then the hill is mine again,,,,,,,,

i fix stevens computer, hide it so nobody breaks it again, they stop fighting and run up the hill. Throws justsumgirl off the hill and they wonder off to find stevens computer leavin me as the owner of the hill :D

I Use alonso14's tools which he fixed my pooter with to make a weapon that slings you off the hill and into justsumgirl and into the water. Which obviously leaves me the hill :P

AND I GIVE UP...WHILE I THINK OF A GOOD PLAN!!
HA HA

i fight u because u nicked my tools n i win n u run off cryin to ur mummy n the hill is mine

i recover from nearly drowning, send topless girls to top of hill, who lure alonso away and tie him to a tree, scramble all wet and muddy up the hill,,,,,,,,
NOW THE HILL IS MINE!

i dont want it bak mmmmmm naked girls ;-)

but if i must here goes , i pay the girls to untie me , they do so i send justsumgirls sum sleepin pills she doesnt no wt they r so she falls asleep and i push her off the hill mu hahaha its mine and the naked girls :-P

i grab all his girls push most of em dwn hill keep a cuple as mine alonso chases afta the ones i push down n so i get the hill!!