What do you call a man with a insect on his leg?

ANTON KNEE

*tries her hardest not to burst out laffing*.........

for a rubbish joke thats quite funny

sorry si but that was really bad...

i agree

aww stop bugging him...

....sorry

quality...


:-P

lol

it was a beetlefull joke

no flys on me

and the puns get worse than the joke ! Cap this please before it carries on :)

Edited at 14:27 Tue 13/12/05 (GMT)

i think those puns snailed it... i mean nailed it

jeez we're really sluggin them out now

Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex

It's legal to earn money playing hockey
Many people play hockey even after they're married
The puck's always hard
The protective equipment is reusable
It lasts at least an hour
A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
You always know how big the stick is
You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
You can change players on the fly
You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
Your parents cheer when you score
Periods last only 20 minutes
You're sure to get it at least twice a week
You can tell your friends about it afterwards

not bad not bad...

On the road too long

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

A man escapes from prison where he has been 4 15 years. He breaks in2 a house to look 4 money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes in2 the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, luk at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed ur neck." If he wants you, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. B strong, honey. I lv you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was g-y, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I lv u 2!!"

LMAO.........fab, just fab!! :-)

what mine or supers :-)

lmao loved them both

lol the only bad thing bout it is its long lol