Alexander wasnt actually invited to join, i just wanted him to post an application so i could degrade him some

We have a full squad!

madmiketyson
alone699
iamtheworst
lman
walker666
egotistical
smithbit
bastilha

Edited at 23:34 Mon 9/02/09 (GMT)

Sorry for the lateness, I had drinking arrangements

Childhood memory: Buying scrapyard cars for about 30 pound and wrecking them around the roads and fields around my house



oh yeah...you know it

Hahaha good work gerry, i change splinter to her!!!

Woooooo i thought you weren't joining in the fun Gezza, i knew you wouldnt let me down

ooooh I knew I recalled something from earlier

pmsl!

Hypocrite.

With a full squad now, we need a captain! Anyone in particular fancy doing the honours?

u do realise mmt that the 6 an 2 subs must include captain yh

Yeah i got that, i mean someone from that group for the captain, im presuming the skipper needs send loads of messages and cajole people into playing games and so on and i doubt id have time for that.......want someone who will be available often enough to do it!

I nominate MMT

I honestly doubt id have time to do it justice, if nobody volunteers ill have to do it but itd be nice if someone else wanted a go

Untouchables ain't as good as they used to be

Good example of a post from someone who is gutted they didnt get online early enough to try and join the squad!

Stil seraching for a captain, ive established that Col, Gezza, Bastilha and myself arent up for it leaving iamtheworst, luke, josh and dave to fight it out for the honour.....dave wanted to do PR so maybe your up for the captaincy of this legendary clan m8?

Wow, what a huge honour MMT...or a poisoned chalice based on what happened to the last captain of this world championship winning clan...

In terms of a purely PR exercise I would have nominated iams since he is a well respected up-standing member of the public (and least likely to get banned or have his posting rights removed). However, if he doesn't fancy it I'd try and do it justice.

The tag of captain to go with my player/coach/PR/head masseuse tags may lie heavily on my muscular, well-toned shoulders but it shouldn't adversly effect my all-round general pooling skills. I may have to pass on the youth development role that you offered me though. I've just woke up from a long, tiring night which proved fruitless I don't have any bruises though so thngs couldn't have went too badly.

Oh, and I made three consecutive guests cry when I was practicing my 8UK before I went out, things are looking good...

The untouchables are back.......Oh no!!

Great stuff Dave, who the hell is iams though lmao! I must have missed something there mate cos that doesnt lead me to anybody in the clan.....*confused smily*

Pmsl at the youth development role, we got Gerry anyway now, im sure i watched a documentary once on these caravan dwelling folk, and they can produce more kids a year than spiders!

Shame on you making guests cry, i was all three of them

Current Roles-

madmiketyson (chairman)
walker666 (captain/PR man)
smithbit (youth development officer)
iamtheworst (retained lawyer)
egotistical (Head of marketing and IT)
bastilha (Resident robot technichian)
alone699 (HR manager)
lman (newbie!)

We will have to get used to these kinds of post lads, the mere mention of our name sends a shock down this sites spine!

Hey Jamie, sorted out ya internet problems now m8, good to see your still around

Iams, you know the one, he's a moderator over on funky snooker


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Edited at 13:14 Tue 10/02/09 (GMT)