Granted, but your phone completely breaks

I wish I brought more coke from sainsburys

Granted but you end up running back and forward to the toilet


I wish I could get tickets for Biffy Clyro gig

Granted, but they're for an old concert

I wish England win the world cup

Granted but they never win it after that

I wish everyone would stop going on about 1966.

Bump

granted but you don't

i wish the beers wouldn't ever end in my fridge

Granted, but you get really hungry and you have no food in your fridge

I wish my knee would get better

Granted but your other knee started hurting but even worst

I wish cmurphy stayed offline

Granted, but I create a programme that posts on my behalf


I wish I was a good karaoke singer

Double post

Granted, but you can't sing.

I wish Reading could beat Aston Villa.

Granted, but less likely to meet due to being in different leagues.

I wish England would win the world cup

Granted, but we have Wayne Rooney.

I wish I win the next 8us tourney!

Granted, but then your computer crashes...



I wish i had 100 golden breaks in 9 ball!

Granted!, but you always foul the black in 8 ball..



Wish i had 1 golden break

Granted, but it doesn't get added to your profile

I wish I could get a job

Granted, but you dont get payed

I wish i had an uncorruptable wish

Granted, but everything else in your life goes wrong

I wish I could go to T In The Park

granted but you suddenly become deaf on arrival

i wish i didn't have to work again

Granted but you love affair with cider dies because you cant afford it

I wish someone would come up with a good excuse as to why iv had the day off today