Okay here's an example...

Poster 1:

I wish I had some pie

Poster 2:

Granted, but the pie explodes in your face.

I'll start;

I wish I had new socks...

But they're both left footed socks...

Now I wish that mattered!

Granted, but your ticket really belonged to moi!




I wish I had a private jet plane.

LOL

Granted..but on your way to Brum your plane had troubles and had to make an emergeny landing in Dublin...



I wish I moved to Canada next year..

Granted but Customs kicked you out and escorted you out of their country and into the United States!



I wish I had a kitten again...

Granted, but you forgot to neuter your kitten and your neighbours blacky swooped her off her feet..



I wish an hour and a half was all it took..

so do I.

Granted but

I wish...*choke

You wish it was only an hour and a half...

but it takes several hours and a very intense swim across the ocean whilst holding the router above your head.

I wish I was more confident in my Cpr Skills.
Rojo is choking!!

I cant grant it...im dying...

Wish P listened during class big time!!

Why did I have get a flashback of Titanic?

Never Let Go, Jack!!!

<3 Rose

Jack never let go...Rose nudged him off the door..

Wish J. uliet had an extra jumper for that scene!

So they turned it into the ending of Romeo and Juliet instead.



Wish I could think of a movie with happy ending but...

Wish i could think of every ending to a James Bond film!

but the Titanic ending is all that you can remember. LOL



I wish I was really a Princess....

Granted but you havent met your prince yet..

Wish I really was a prince now..

Granted but Aussie Angel is your Princess.



LOL!

Wish I was somewhere warm, tropical, and swimming in the ocean...

Granted, but three hours later it starts snowing...

I wish it was summer

Granted, but then _summer_ takes it away and it's winter! I wish I won every tournament I entered

Granted, but it's only for snooker

I wish my ranks were higher