Granted, but it's me.

Wish my new flat would hurry up and be built!

Granted but they ran out of bricks and used marshmallows

I wish i could just get up and go somewhere on holidays at the drop of a hat

Granted! but then you realise getting up at the drop of a hat without your wallet.. not wise!

I wish for a cute wittle kitten!

i wish my wife would give me my divorce

Granted, but it turns out to be a lion cub


I wish it would snow on Christmas Day

Granted (Obviously) , But it snowed so much all people did was moan and ruin the christmas spirit!!

I wish I could get back into my sleeping pattern, quickly

Granted by you start dreamin about moi and it makes you restless again!

I wish i was stuck in a janitors cupboard right now

granted, but your stuck in there with a hungry lion

i wish i could punch pete

:O Hahaha! yeah...In your dreams "luv"

Granted muff, But...I duck? and smash your face into next week...

I wish my girlfriend would take a weekend break with her girls...

haha thanks

granted, but ur forced to go along

i wish i was as cool as pete

Ow lol, Granted, but the time it takes for your wish to come true, ide be as twice as cool as you! WOOHOO! Lmao

I wish I could read people's minds >:-)

granted

but everyone can also read yours

Your wish????????

oh poo thanks

i wish i could fly

Granted but you fly into a pole and knock yaself out leaving you grounded!

I wish my fewn would stop ringing

granted but you get locked in a house full of other peoples phones going off

i wish i could build a fence :S

Granted but a gust of wind blows it down leaving you gutted


I wish i didnt have to wash my hair ever again

Granted but its because yer arms fall off!

I wish that my hair would grow faster

Granted, but it grows grey in colour and you have to dye it all the time!


I wish my breakfast would make itself!

Granted, but it's been recycled!!!!!!

I wish orchid would be more friendly