Write A Poem 4 :)
Viewing forum thread.
Back to Fun and Games.
Back to Forum List.
Deleted User
(IP Logged)
(IP Logged)
21:23 Fri 13 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
I really struggle at Straight, I do,
Can only ever win a few,
Need someone to take me under their wings,
To give me some pointers and show me some things,
I'm not looking to be number one,
But to win games and make it more fun,
I'm fed up of loosing to much lower ranks,
Who will help me? It's worth a million thanks
Can only ever win a few,
Need someone to take me under their wings,
To give me some pointers and show me some things,
I'm not looking to be number one,
But to win games and make it more fun,
I'm fed up of loosing to much lower ranks,
Who will help me? It's worth a million thanks
22:05 Mon 16 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
am scrubbed and need to get to bed
my legs don't wanna take me
have gotta get some kip for sure
the living room floor will do rightly
its great you know it does the job
when yer blocked you just don't care
until you wake with aches and pains
and feg butts stuck in yer hair
my legs don't wanna take me
have gotta get some kip for sure
the living room floor will do rightly
its great you know it does the job
when yer blocked you just don't care
until you wake with aches and pains
and feg butts stuck in yer hair
Deleted User
(IP Logged)
(IP Logged)
17:24 Wed 18 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
Lmao, I've been there before,
I have to say there is no cure,
When a hangover hits,
You'll feel like the sh...
But hair of the dog I always say,
Afterall it perks up your day,
So get another down ya and you'll feel fine,
Try some beer, whiskey, perhaps even wine!
I have to say there is no cure,
When a hangover hits,
You'll feel like the sh...
But hair of the dog I always say,
Afterall it perks up your day,
So get another down ya and you'll feel fine,
Try some beer, whiskey, perhaps even wine!
17:42 Wed 18 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
well that's unlucky, for i don't get them my friend,
tho for some of me mates it seems like the end!
don't know if i'd bother if booze did that to me,
so while lots of you pay.......i'm hangover free!
tho for some of me mates it seems like the end!
don't know if i'd bother if booze did that to me,
so while lots of you pay.......i'm hangover free!
Deleted User
(IP Logged)
(IP Logged)
19:15 Wed 18 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
So you are saying hangovers are an immunity?
It's a shame you don't share it with the community,
Sunday mornings are fail,
After Saturday night full of ale,
Jeez my head is for sale
It's a shame you don't share it with the community,
Sunday mornings are fail,
After Saturday night full of ale,
Jeez my head is for sale
20:11 Wed 18 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
theres only one taker that i do know,
who'd take yer head like a shot,
worzel's his name,
aunt sally's his dame,
and just like you i think he'll lose the plot!!
who'd take yer head like a shot,
worzel's his name,
aunt sally's his dame,
and just like you i think he'll lose the plot!!
Deleted User
(IP Logged)
(IP Logged)
22:07 Wed 18 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
I've finally done it after a 5 year wait,
Got Overall Adept and man it feels great!
Four goals down and three more to go,
A tourny is next to have something to show,
For the dedication I put into this game,
And the desire to have funkypool fame,
I will not rest until I reach the top,
This winning feeling, I don't want it to stop
Got Overall Adept and man it feels great!
Four goals down and three more to go,
A tourny is next to have something to show,
For the dedication I put into this game,
And the desire to have funkypool fame,
I will not rest until I reach the top,
This winning feeling, I don't want it to stop
21:29 Sat 21 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
too many liquids
with alcohol inside
need a chat
my head is fried
so come out from hiding
if you dare
show your face
and that you care
with alcohol inside
need a chat
my head is fried
so come out from hiding
if you dare
show your face
and that you care
Deleted User
(IP Logged)
(IP Logged)
21:52 Sat 21 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
I'm here now hippes and I care, it's true,
Sorry for taking 25 points off you,
'Twas a brilliant game I must confess,
Amazing potential I did express,
Had you worried at 3-1 down,
"Yer killing me" you said with a frown,
Hope to play you again real soon,
So my rank can soar as high as the moon
Sorry for taking 25 points off you,
'Twas a brilliant game I must confess,
Amazing potential I did express,
Had you worried at 3-1 down,
"Yer killing me" you said with a frown,
Hope to play you again real soon,
So my rank can soar as high as the moon
22:05 Sat 21 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
i'd love to help
and see you soar
but points you'll get off me no more
you've had yer fun
you pinched a few
but next time i'll be gunnin for you
and see you soar
but points you'll get off me no more
you've had yer fun
you pinched a few
but next time i'll be gunnin for you
Deleted User
(IP Logged)
(IP Logged)
22:36 Sat 21 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
I'll do all my talking on the 9 ball table,
Now I've learned that Pro is only a label,
See I don't do flukes, but only skill,
A win for me is run-of-the-mill,
You caught me on a mediocre day,
But when I'm on form I'll make you pay,
For thinking you'll win coz I'm only Adept,
Everyone will laugh when I tell them you wept
Now I've learned that Pro is only a label,
See I don't do flukes, but only skill,
A win for me is run-of-the-mill,
You caught me on a mediocre day,
But when I'm on form I'll make you pay,
For thinking you'll win coz I'm only Adept,
Everyone will laugh when I tell them you wept
14:55 Sun 22 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
no tears were shed
am sorry to say
was saving it for
another day
next time you'll see
that what happened then
was merely a blip
yer number's up just........as well yer a friend
am sorry to say
was saving it for
another day
next time you'll see
that what happened then
was merely a blip
yer number's up just........as well yer a friend
Deleted User
(IP Logged)
(IP Logged)
15:37 Tue 24 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
My number's up? I guess you were wrong,
Just look at me still going strong,
Stand up Hippes and admit defeat,
For I have just proved I'm too hard to beat,
You should choose a different game, me thinks,
You might beat me at tiddlywinks
Just look at me still going strong,
Stand up Hippes and admit defeat,
For I have just proved I'm too hard to beat,
You should choose a different game, me thinks,
You might beat me at tiddlywinks
21:01 Mon 30 Aug 10 (BST) [Link]
bed calling
too tired to walk......
noise from telly
don't know wots on......
gotta sleep
work wrecks ya see.....
going now
am too sleepy .........goodnight funky gamers
too tired to walk......
noise from telly
don't know wots on......
gotta sleep
work wrecks ya see.....
going now
am too sleepy .........goodnight funky gamers
08:04 Tue 7 Sep 10 (BST) [Link]
billmore i respect u as a player and a mate but wen it comes 2 funky u really aint that great members like chaos ruby and lets say many more love 2 play against u and easily reduce ur score
08:39 Tue 7 Sep 10 (BST) [Link]
billmore u and donna are funkypool sweethearts here, but donna dosent realise that u drink 2 much beer , u have a massive belly thats reallys makes me sick , <removed> ,lol ur m8 beaver
----------
Please remember to keep it decent
Edited by forum moderator clooneman, at 12:21 Tue 07/09/10 (BST)
----------
Please remember to keep it decent
Edited by forum moderator clooneman, at 12:21 Tue 07/09/10 (BST)
15:48 Wed 8 Sep 10 (BST) [Link]
Beavers oh beavers
What are you like
your poems are crap
so go take a hike
Don't try to engage me
cause i'm quick as a flash
you thought you were clever
but really your rash
You mocked at my pool play
which is hard to take
but to think you are better
Just takes the cake
I looked at our records
and you will never guess what
I've played you 45 times
and i've won the lot
But oh well nevermind mate
what can you do
maybe some practice
would be good for you
Just for the record
your poems are real bad
there not very funny
and really quite sad
I think we'll just leave it at that, no need for your parting comment
Edited at 12:53 Wed 08/09/10 (BST)
Edited by forum moderator hothead_bob, at 07:19 Fri 10/09/10 (BST)
What are you like
your poems are crap
so go take a hike
Don't try to engage me
cause i'm quick as a flash
you thought you were clever
but really your rash
You mocked at my pool play
which is hard to take
but to think you are better
Just takes the cake
I looked at our records
and you will never guess what
I've played you 45 times
and i've won the lot
But oh well nevermind mate
what can you do
maybe some practice
would be good for you
Just for the record
your poems are real bad
there not very funny
and really quite sad
I think we'll just leave it at that, no need for your parting comment
Edited at 12:53 Wed 08/09/10 (BST)
Edited by forum moderator hothead_bob, at 07:19 Fri 10/09/10 (BST)
07:19 Fri 10 Sep 10 (BST) [Link]
Beavers Beavers !!
Thats so wrong
evereyone knows i cant stand poms lol
They whinge and wine
my gears they grind
There pale and chalky
and need a good wash
most are way to posh.
Now thats settled you will see
aussies or irish
are the ones for me
beavers said:
billmore u and donna are funkypool sweethearts here, but donna dosent realise that u drink 2 much beer , u have a massive belly thats reallys makes me sick , <removed> ,lol ur m8 beaver
----------
Please remember to keep it decent
Edited by forum moderator clooneman, at 12:21 Tue 07/09/10 (BST)
----------
Please remember to keep it decent
Edited by forum moderator clooneman, at 12:21 Tue 07/09/10 (BST)
Beavers Beavers !!
Thats so wrong
evereyone knows i cant stand poms lol
They whinge and wine
my gears they grind
There pale and chalky
and need a good wash
most are way to posh.
Now thats settled you will see
aussies or irish
are the ones for me
15:34 Fri 10 Sep 10 (BST) [Link] lol, jesus, was that really so bad!
billmore said:
Beavers oh beavers
What are you like
your poems are crap
so go take a hike
Don't try to engage me
cause i'm quick as a flash
you thought you were clever
but really your rash
You mocked at my pool play
which is hard to take
but to think you are better
Just takes the cake
I looked at our records
and you will never guess what
I've played you 45 times
and i've won the lot
But oh well nevermind mate
what can you do
maybe some practice
would be good for you
Just for the record
your poems are real bad
there not very funny
and really quite sad
I think we'll just leave it at that, no need for your parting comment
Edited at 12:53 Wed 08/09/10 (BST)
Edited by forum moderator hothead_bob, at 07:19 Fri 10/09/10 (BST)
What are you like
your poems are crap
so go take a hike
Don't try to engage me
cause i'm quick as a flash
you thought you were clever
but really your rash
You mocked at my pool play
which is hard to take
but to think you are better
Just takes the cake
I looked at our records
and you will never guess what
I've played you 45 times
and i've won the lot
But oh well nevermind mate
what can you do
maybe some practice
would be good for you
Just for the record
your poems are real bad
there not very funny
and really quite sad
I think we'll just leave it at that, no need for your parting comment
Edited at 12:53 Wed 08/09/10 (BST)
Edited by forum moderator hothead_bob, at 07:19 Fri 10/09/10 (BST)
18:21 Fri 10 Sep 10 (BST) [Link]
am sad to say this thread's gone bad
there's all sorts of eejits that make me so mad
that fella called bill and his hairy beaver
should be signed up with justin beiber!
but hey hold on, i do merely jest
just type from the heart and slowly caress
those words that you choose to make us all smile
the mods will erase if theres anything vile
so work does beckon
got to go there again
am glad to see everyone
starting to pen
their thoughts about others
opinions on things
just soooo glad that......
i can't hear ya's sing
keep er lit poets
there's all sorts of eejits that make me so mad
that fella called bill and his hairy beaver
should be signed up with justin beiber!
but hey hold on, i do merely jest
just type from the heart and slowly caress
those words that you choose to make us all smile
the mods will erase if theres anything vile
so work does beckon
got to go there again
am glad to see everyone
starting to pen
their thoughts about others
opinions on things
just soooo glad that......
i can't hear ya's sing
keep er lit poets
| Unable to post | |
|---|---|
| Reason: | You must log in before you can post |
Write A Poem 4 :)
Back to Top of this Page
Back to Fun and Games.
Back to Forum List.