This is our stroy so far, come on guys this is fun get playing along!

ladygaga was absolutely devastated k1rk wasn't hitting on "her" and then poolbiird told ladygaga to man_up, which we all know is quite funny as ladygaga has a sausage123 between her legs. After this there was a punchys thrown then some irish_ninja got in on the action. After all that the police were called and copper2010 arrived on the scene to clean things up.

LMAO!

It's funny because it's true!

I cba with any more stories for now, will do one or 2 more tomorrow but someone carry pn adding to this!

I once knew a girl called kimbo_xxx who had a friend called _kayleigh_ they both love boxers but had a specific thing for one retired called madmiketyson they both dated him but he caused them to end up like mr_pink_eyes as he used his irish_ninja skills and insisted they were justsumgirl's to him but never one to sway away from controversy bluenose1872 galloped in on his horse10000 and kicked him in his king8ball1. madmiketyson put on his best pumas64 and was about to man_up before he run_outt in a straightline

Let's go for a poem... a rubbish one but still fun!

therev once was a man called k1rk
Outside sarny_lads house he would lurk
In the garden he was hid by a tree
letmein207 in please he said its_me
That creepy little man called k1rk

On my way to buy banana's i heard something ranting " give me my lemsip and apples_back " it was a unique creature called a poolbird , she was a sxclilminx and enjoyed drinks made out of boiled dirtyshoesand wormwood , i was very worried it would make her toosick so i called her master4 some advise , he said put her in a recyclebin and contact her sister furybird

LMAO!

On my way to buy banana's i heard something ranting " give me my lemsip and apples_back " it was a unique creature called a poolbird , she was a sxclilminx and enjoyed drinks made out of boiled dirtyshoesand wormwood , i was very worried it would make her toosick so i called her master4 some advise , he said put her in a recyclebin and contact her sister furybird who

You have to make a whole new story ya donut lol not just add a word on the end!!

Loved it Donna

Last person to call me a donut disappeared!

I dont get this thread! what ever happened to the good old one word story or the poem thread.

LOL since when do i don't hit on a girl even if she is a ladyboy

The title of the thread explains it perfectly lol

Do us a poem then, its been a while

Ive just nearly wee'd reading that hahahahaha.!!!!!

Keep it going guys

Bump!

this is hilarious

the flirtacious mattywellie was trying to get someone to join his clan, but she claimed she was nothing special, that she was justsumgirl, "i_am_rubbish", she told him, whocares8x8 about skill, matty replied. the fact that you're a hotbird is all I look for. It doesn't matter that you aren't a lethal_playa, aslong as you can make some long_pots now and again, you'll be okay.