Oh C'mon all u poets, gizza line or 4
Post a tiny ditty, leaving me askin for more



Awwww please post some guys

Will you scold me for not posting?
Fall out through lack of rhyme,
I'll hold my hands up and admit it,
I'm guilty of this crime
I've not had inspiration,
Some happy, as they ridicule,
But it'll never stop me trying,
As long as there's Funkypool!

I play funky in the kitchen at home
The browser I use is google chrome
Now there's rumour of its failiure to work
Last time this happened I played like a berk

All I read is about torches and fireflies
Arguments excuses and cries
I know what its like trying to swap browsers
Its like trying to get into your lasses trousers

Anyhow ill pay it little heat
I'm not that bothered if I get beat
Just like the odd knock and a bit er banter
At kitchen table Wi Pringles and fanta

Lmao Joe I'm likin yer post,
It really made me chuckle while eating my toast,
Myself I'm fed up and cba,
It's far too much hassle......this Funkypool farce

Yay.... three whole poems for me to read
Thankyou guys i was pleased indeed
Maybe next time there'll be a lot more
An i'll read each one an thats for sure

Nine whole days have gone by
Not one poem to just say hi
What will it take from this here girl
For some more ppl to give it a whirl????

Hi

That it like?

Paula Paula where art thou babe?
I'm waiting patiently to get myself...happy
Are you here? Are you there?
Come and join me if you dare

:o

Hippesville Hippesville pick up ya jaw
We don't want slobber all over this floor
Tie a knot up on that tongue
In case you see J in her thong

No chance of that, of this i guarantee
Cos this will be as easy as A B C
Once someone shows me thier middle finger
No longer will you see this girl linger

What's so easy about A B C
Is it as easy as shouting at me ?!
Calm your nerves, it's just a finger
At least the offender wasn't no m1nger

Ta-dahhhhh

Shout at you? I will not
I'll end up losing the plot
Paulas about to show her wrath
Mr offender better not cross her path

Ta-dahhhhhh

Shout at me. Dam RIGHT you won't
I'm bigger than you so don't try...just don't
Your wrath makes me smirk, amuse me...please
I wonder who will end up begging on their knees...?!

Ta Dahhhhh-er!

The bigger they are the harder they fall
So you carry on Mr walking tall
Amuse you? Ahhh ur laughing at me
Well the person begging will not be me!!

Ta-dahhhhh-ahhhhhh DunDunDun!

"Walk tall" she says ha is that a threat ?
Trip me with your 3's will only bring you regret
If I'm going down you'll be dragged down too
So let's face it Paula, who will be begging...who ???



*Mouths Boom at you*

I sit back watching Funky,
I can't help myself sometimes,
Same old slabbers spouting crap,
Encouraging me to write some lines.

As for those 2eejits,
One big and one really small,
There's no comparison in who indeed,
Will have the greatest fall!

The slang word eejit is a poor insult
"And what an ugly word at that"
But I suppose that's not the users fault
If they're also an ugly Tw..................it



Boom boom

Am ending it now before it goes too far
Lets say our poems are all above par
For the record i like the word eejit
Better than what you call me, you twit