Plenty of time to spout his usual crap and play for default (which he loses and then moans about) when there is a week left in the fixture.But cant play a match? Many attempts at jokes which have never been his strong point and now blatantly having a pop at the league runner on the other thread, when he himself couldnt even hold down the post of "helper" for more than 3 days.

No one is anti-pheaonix, just anti-Gutless Muppet

I'm on my mobile...isn't technology so wonderful Jammy?

Please stop writing to me too, you're costing me a fortune for these par avion stamps penfriend.

Edited at 15:05 Sun 04/09/16 (BST)

you should become a professional comedian

Only if I can be a sit down one...standing up's too tiring. Plus there are plenty of jokes out there just look at the ones who post on this thread religiously daily.



Edited at 15:50 Sun 04/09/16 (BST)

tgey help him when hes short er time by playing his games, but no one jumps up to do updates

Updated Fixtures:

SL Fix Set 2: Phoenix Reapers
Deadline: 15/09/2016 >>>> 11/09/2016
Subs Permitted: 04/09/2016

Phoenix Reapers A

Phoenix Reapers A vs Strawberry Goats
_fresh_ vs turtle1560
joeyy vs apples_back
legend_pot vs cgibson92
2pac786 vs ritcho

Phoenix Reapers (8) vs (12) Uprising Ultras
rapid_pot (2) vs (4) miss_harriet
legend_pot (5) vs (2) dv8
moore6cc (1) vs (6) dark_chocco
_fresh_ vs corsair (Sunday)

Phoenix Reapers A (12) vs (10) DFE A
moore6cc (2) vs (5) dvz
joeyy (3) vs (4) __start__
legend_pot vs lolumadbro
rapid_pot (7) vs (1) i_am_noob

Phoenix Reapers A (7) vs (5) Black Scorpions B
_fresh_ vs veyron - (TBC 0-2)
2pac786 (4) vs (2) tonyc455
(s) mich vs thepoolgod (s)
versatile (3) vs (3) drewdt3
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(Format: 2 x 8us, 9us and 8uk) (Bonus points available for Events - Golden Breaks or Runouts ONLY)

Fix Set 2: Phoenix Reapers
Deadline: 15/09/2016 >>>> 11/09/2016
Subs Permitted: 04/09/2016

Phoenix Reapers B

Phoenix Reapers B (10) vs (16) FPD's A - Complete
dead_silence (2) vs (4) crazy_greg
(s) _egley_ (0) vs (7) whocares8x8
andyw1 (6) vs (1) klien
friendyboy (2) vs (4) scottyjr

Phoenix Reapers B (4) vs (2) Black Scorpions A
letsgochamp (4) vs (2) the__priest
(s) andyw1 (0) vs (5) _huts24_ TBC (not added)
friendyboy vs bigcjl2
(s) dead_silence vs slimeball (Away till 02/09 - still not back!)

Phoenix Reapers B (2) vs (6) Strawberry Goats
andyw1 vs cgibson92
_egley_ (2) vs (6) turtle1560
mr_tumble vs horse10000 (next week)
dead_silence vs apples_back (sub req'd 03/09)

Phoenix Reapers B (3) vs (4) Uprising Ultras
_egley_ (3) vs (4) dark_chocco
dead_silence vs dv8
friendyboy vs _niall_
andyw1 vs zantetsukenz

Phoenix Reapers B (12) vs (7) DFE A
letsgochamp (3) vs (3) _epicshot_
dead_silence (4) vs (2) __start__
(s) andyw1 (5) vs (2) dvz
mr_tumble vs allypunk (friendyboy standby)

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(Format: 2 x 8us, 9us and 8uk) (Bonus points available for Events - Golden Breaks or Runouts ONLY)

GSC - Semi Finals
Deadline: 18/09/2016
Subs Permitted: 11/09/2016

Phoenix Reapers (4) vs (4) DFE

FCL: mich (0) vs (2) dvz (6-9)
FCL: 2pac786 vs __start__
SL (12 racks + Bonus): rapid_pot (2) vs (0) _epicshot_ (9-4)
SL (12 racks + Bonus): legend_pot (2) vs (0) dgeneratio (10-4)
8us (10 racks): _fresh_ vs don_mega
9us (12 racks): moore6cc (0) vs (2) matttt (4-7)
8uk (10 racks): andyw1 vs allypunk
Str (4 racks): dead_silence vs i_am_noob (TBC - 1-0)
* Message your opponents and the Best of Luck.

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Member tags - added until arranged.

FBL Set 2 (28/08/2016 >>> 25/09/2016)
Deadline: 25/09/2016
Subs Permitted: 18/09/2016

Phoenix Reapers A

Phoenix Reapers A vs Black Scorpions B
8us: mich vs veyron
9us: 2pac786 vs drewdt3
8uk: joeyy vs mufc_man
Str: rapid_pot vs tonyc455

Phoenix Reapers A (0) vs (2) Goats
8us: _fresh_ vs cgibson92
9us: moore6cc vs apples_back
8uk: mich vs r1p0m4n_v2
Str: legend_pot (0) vs (2) turtle1560

Phoenix Reapers A (1) vs (1) FPD's B
8us: joeyy (1) vs (1) naaaaaaath (4-4)
9us: versatile vs centralsteel (7 days offline)
8uk: _fresh_ vs ferretlady
Str: rapid_pot vs hustler_1987

Phoenix Reapers A (4) vs (0) DFE A
8us: moore6cc vs don_mega
9us: 2pac786 vs matttt
8uk: versatile (2) vs (0) silent_phil (5-2)
Str: legend_pot (2) vs (0) dgeneratio

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Format: 8 Frames of your type given or 2 frames only of Straight.
The best of Luck Team - C'mon Phoenix.

FBL Set 2 (28/08/2016 >>> 25/09/2016)
Deadline: 25/09/2016
Subs Permitted: 18/09/2016

Phoenix Reapers B

Phoenix Reapers B (2) vs (0) Goats
8us: kirk vs cibson92 (11 days offline)
9us: letsgochamp vs apples_back
8uk: andyw1 (2) vs (0) erigert (5-2)
Str: dead_silence vs turtle1560

Phoenix Reapers B (2) vs (0) FPD's B
8us: friendyboy (2) vs (0) ric_flair (5-1)
9us: _egley_ vs watchinawe
8uk: davyb0207 vs _stellafella
Str: mr_tumble vs hustler_1987

Phoenix Reapers B vs Ultras
8us: (swp) kirk vs miss_harriet
9us: friendyboy vs thegame26
8uk: (swp) mr_tumble vs dark_chocco
Str: dead_silence vs dv8

Phoenix Reapers B (1) vs (1) FPD's A
8us: davyb0207 vs crazy_greg
9us: letsgochamp vs quickshot
8uk: kirk vs buckjam
Str: dead_silence (1) vs (1) whocares8x8

Phoenix Reapers B vs DFE A
8us: kirk vs lolumadbro
9us: davyb0207 vs allypunk
8uk: andyw1 vs __start__
Str: dead_silence vs dvz

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Format: 8 Frames of your type given or 2 frames only of Straight.
The best of Luck Team - C'mon Phoenix.

I can copy and paste myself on my phone...I'm not paralysed but if any of the other Captains wanna post fixtures...go for it.

All good.

jeez why dont you insult all the members on this site

Oh I forgot you...You're okay.
If I go through the individuals who are similar then I'll be missing my point.

FCL Fix Set 2: Submitted early...coz I felt like it.
Even added myself to the fixtures...I have no idea when I'll be available but...hey. 28 days well 21 to find a time. (before any possible substitute) (Do you feel lucky... Punk!)

- cba'd waiting around for 3 weeks before could even play.

* I could have no broadband by then...but hey I'm not psychic...who knows what might happen. Sky TV's already gone LOL, must keep telling myself...

'its only an online game!!!' better not upset the Funkypool residents now or I'll get even more unnecessary ABUSE!

Edited at 16:27 Sun 04/09/16 (BST)

why add yourself when your only going to sub out again? it will be some excuse and a tactical sub used .

Why don't you Go Fly and mind your own business!

Lol: GFYs saved to my phone...damn you autocorrect

Edited at 16:33 Sun 04/09/16 (BST)

He is right though.

He might be right...but no one can determine the future..why should I be hampered due to a ridiculous rule and not be allowed to play for the first 21 days?

I'll take my chances!

Seems to work for everyone else.

No point in the 42" Matsui tv then if you've got nothing to play on it. What happened? Did they cancel your giro bud? Why not pay on the never never 18p a week, might get a 14" over 25 yrs.

So you attack Ash for never playing, then attack him when he does put himself in. Basically you just want some excuse to attack Ash. Standard syber bully. (Yes deliberate typo because the real word is blocked for some unknown reason)