Ha, just cos am a scouser
Doesnt mean i steal
So sod you and ya beer
Oh wait, I'll rob ya meal

donuts
Bangers
mash and chips
tortured
tickled
mind of our hippes
say it
clearly
really a fact
smile
attractive
nice lil act

Be good that if i understood it

Eh?
Swahili???
sort yer heed!
kicks
donkey
chicken feed

What the hell are you on about
Your making me wanna shout
Spouting crap from your lips
Do one i understand plz Hippes

she never complains,
never spits on yer rug,
just sneaks right up behind ya,
like a pesky wee bug

Whhoooo? Me? Ha

Hey its u my doppelganger
I thought id gone and dropped a clanger
But good old jim Took it on the chin
I have nothing but respect for him
As for theeeee triple_D
Badgered mollested and harassed me
You got your mod friend
But The rules he did not bend
He was honest and forthright til the end
Now for kirk you little beaut
Can you avoid another mute
Thats my story in all its glory about all of you the funky crew

Do one for Sarah. She loves poems. Iv tried to get her to do them but she wont. Maybe we can inspire her

Heres a poem for triple_D
She does not like me cos im lee
She swags and charms
Down on the farm
The cows all scream when she inserts a full arm
The hens go cluck and the ducks go quack
As they lay their eggs in that shack
The sheep go bahh and the horses go neigh
When shes rolling around in their hay
The donkeys all go cok a hoof when shes mending that corrugated iron roof
She wakes up early in the mood
To feed her animals with pig lube

Hope this cheers you triple m8

T is for Triple D Sarah is her name
R is for Reply do this on games
I is for Impress impress me if you can
P is for Please you may become a fan
L is for Laugh what Funky can be
E is for Everyone including me

B is for Brav what what i sometimes call Pit
C'mon Triple B post on forums for a bit



Ta daaaaaaaa



IM PMSL HERE TRIP

Edited at 20:32 Sun 26/08/18 (BST)

New Title for anyone who wants to do a poem about it



Title iiiissssssss *drumrolls*


Drinking

a lot of people like to have a drink
it makes them happy thats what i think
tho some people drink to drown there sorrow
with me hoping they will see a brighter day tomorrow

people like to have a drink with there friends
no drink driving tho in there mercedes benz
they drink at funerals ,weddings or even watching a match
i hope the drink you drink is a good batch

thers all sorts of alcohol you can taste
rememeber after drinking to use some tooth paste
they come in bottles and tin cans
just try not to get a driving ban

BRILLIANT wooo wooooo Trip, hopefully see more from here on here

I think Paula has changed her mind on me lately
Posting on games getting on greatly
Or maybe its my good looks or even my banter
She wants to empty my sacks and call me Santa
Now dont be rude and take that as crude
Else we will all know your no prude

Hahaha

Keep them coming so to speak
Keep your posts right on fleek
I wasnt the one starting to drivvle
Im just being me keepin it civil
Forums would be more fun
With good banter an less pun
Cant be hard to get along
I think ill burst into a song


(8) Just oet your ssssooooullll gllloooooo, just let it shine......




Pmsl at myself

Forums tonight have been hyped
Everyone rushing as they typed
Gen is buzzing everyone chats
Its much better when its like that
Fun and games what can i say
Lets try keeping it this way

A typical Bank Holiday Monday
Raining again, its always the way
Cant make day out plans any more
With this weather we dont know the score
Well thats in Liverpool the weathers dull
It could be shining up in Magull!
I hope where you are the weathers fine
And not spendin ya day browsing online!

A Tuesday night sesh i cant wait
I'll reel Pit in he'll take the bait
When hes not ready i will pounce
Take him out ounce by ounce
Force him into true submission
Only then I'll change position
When he gets up and apologises
He can make it up to me with surprises

Saucy

A Tuesday night sesh, I really cannot wait
Going brawling and dishing, PNP hate
You can always tell, when Paulas informal
She wears her snapback lower than normal
We ll hang by the atm, ready to jack a ton
And when Paulas ready to brawl, ill sting slap her bum
Giving her extra rev, drive and brawling spirit
To mug some poor sods dosh, along with their bus ticket
She thinks cos I watch on, swigging my red bull passively
That I cant do the job, but I can get these hands dirty
So watch out little brawler, you may be pencilled in
My little black book of brawls, and yours im bound to win



PNP BDDDRAP