I once knew a girl named Paula
Quite right she was considerably smaller
But I waved my wand
And no longer was she blonde
She was a proper dark eyed cash brawler

Im pmsl here! Makin me para

the king is back from being muted
for a crime that i vigorously disputed
I must be careful how I retort
because people will report
then my virtual life
I will lose it (again)

purple is green
and yellow is red
i dunno wtf is goin on my head
i know that for you
your favourite is blue
because reading my poems
always annoys you

Im back from being stabbed in the neck
what the heck?
now paula will be sad
because pete was bad
and im still strutting my stuff

Eh up jack
Plug that hole in ye neck
Its leaking crude
Get out the pig lube
It aint noffin
When ur layed in ur coffin
Uv got sky tv In there with thee
Go rest ur head
In ur forever bed
Youl still be a stud
Layed under the mud

Its just banter

What I dont get is why he wasnt banned
Think courruption is under hand
Because they demand
And probably command
That we are now on remand
But that wont ever stop us making a stand

My last post here
Was eight days ago
Thats long for me,
Yes we all know
I might refrain from
Posting here for a bit
While i just sit an wait
For me partner in crim Pit!




Edited to put my word in bold, dunno what a crim is but am leaving it there

Edited at 23:43 Tue 21/08/18 (BST)

Haha well dont rush back on our account
You already post a fair amount
Just call it quits
With your friends and pits
And the rest of us can actually have a laugh

I reckon it could be criminal
Obviously its in your subliminal
I look forward to your posts being minimal
Maybe he is swinging baby Erik by the umbilical

You talk about me via posts & rhyme
Why is it that im on your mind?
Try a new subject, just give it a whirl
Im honestly just an average girl!

her talk!...i just dont know,
who even invited her to the show?
I never mentioned it before,
but still she swans right thro the door!
her Scrappy-Doo, or lil Penfold,
has been confined fer bein bold,
please no more that would cause concern,
from our mistakes we need to learn

Haha i love that so much
Thanks for the personal touch
I must agree your so right
Lets keep banter nice & light
I love ur lil poems of rhyme
Welcome back pal of mine



Keep er lit!

Another day another rhyme
Giving a minute of my time

To post on here for all to see
A little poem done by me

Its about nothing but hey ho
Im just posting to keep the flow

Posted for years why stop now
It just got addictive dunno how

Me and Pete got things understood
He actually isnt out of the hood
I offered him the chance
To come see me in advance
But he crumbled like an avalanche
It could be my crack
Or the politeness I lack
But we would of made a great pack

Couldn't stop laughing on Blankety Blank
My mind was racing like a crank
I said Trucking, but Sarah said no
Pit was chuffed thought it was his go

My head was scartty my belly sore
Thinking of T words, words galore
But as it was good and in fun
Id just like to say....IT WAS ME WHO WON

My friend Sarah doesnt get out much
Too busy messaging guys she thinks are butch
But she has a fella who lives at home
But he is always on postpone
I guess because she hasnt lives life
She messages guys wanting to be their wife
Maybe she just needs help from her family
I know her uncle is waiting handily
He can show her how to get out more
Try and stop her being a right bore
Show he a good time Im sure she would like it
He liked her in dresses or even a nice kit
Family is everything to keep us going
You dont want to be stuck just blowing
Into the air down on a whimper
Get yourself out dont be a scrimped

(Not to be confused with Sarah on here) its one of my own friends

Just a random one.....

Your mind works overtime
Making you feel unsure
Stomachs doing somersaults
Making you want more
Caught up in the moment
Nothing is making sense
Tingly feelings all over
An overwhelming intense
Tell me how our bodies
Can even work this way
Just by listening to things
That some people say
We have to accept its how
We were just meant to feel
Embrace the words from others
If they make you feel unreal

What a load of twaddle,
yer talkin out yer rear,
hold i'd need to check something,
you haven't stole all me beer!