what did the blonde say when the doc told her she only had two brain cells

oh. i must be pregnant ;-)

lol gud one alonso luv

Pre-Paid Plan

A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.

By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"

The fireman says, "No!"

The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."

lmao!

btw simon if u swear in front of a copper u dont get arrested they just warn u.... they say "if u swear again im gonna arrest you"

or something along them lines

lol experience there toony?? ;)

Blonde's Earrings

Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings?
A. Ankle holsters.

actually toon i must have to disagree there a copper wont warn you for swearing... they dont do nothing!! its not against the law to swear in public its against the law to swear at someone in public!

Blonde...Sweet-n-Low

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
She thought it was Diet Coke!

of supermega's 420 posts how many are daft jokes?

Blonde Cattle Ranchers

Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers?
They can't keep their calves together.

no

Three Girls Go Camping

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

ronnie im gonna have to disagree wiv u n all........but i dunno if its against the law n i dont really care but coppers will still giv u a warning or arrest u if u swer in front of them or at them.

Nice one supermega!

Blondes - the women who have the same thing between their ears as they do on their chest...

i call coppers pigs.

A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

Keep going my son.

Edited at 15:50 Sat 31/12/05 (GMT)

how many mediocre jokes does this lad have??

Blonde Panties

Why do blondes wear woolen panties?
To keep their ankles warm.