lmao wat a name (u shud of seen wat i 4t of first lolol)right then erm....

yeh crazy nme so al let u start andy as i alwys go with manners ladies 1st

ok...wait.. that is so sexist

once upon a time...there was a SEXIST lad called flazza....

hu walked dwn the street nd so a plank of wood wit andy was ere written on it...

THE WOOD CAME ALIVE N STARTED TO SAY TO FLAZZA....

hallo there my nme is wooden andy nd i am a plank haha so flazz was lyk wtf nd wlked away nd dwn the road he cme 2 a...

lampost and since it was raining he 4t he wud take cover by a standing next to it, but along came a dog who cocked his leg up....

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nd tried 2 pee on him but it was so cold tht the poor dogs pee froze midair so flazz crossed the road despite the torential rain and...

as he walked past a window he took a glance sideways n in the reflection he realised...

tht he had lost an arm, to his surprise it was still wit the wooden plank nd plank boi was using it 2 wave 2ppl so flazz ran bk and...

as he got there, he saw a miracle, wooden andy was now human and sat screming..."i'm a real boy"...

so he went over nd gt his arm stuck it bk on wit blu tac nd him nd andy went 2 the ...

clothes shop seeing as tho the miracle didn't come with free clothes...

so the ylukd around the shop nd found a nice...

dress with cotton socks at first andy thought...

my god these wud suit me 2 perfection but thn flazz pointed out tht he was a boy so he tuk him 2 the section of...

boys clothes, but andy 4t..omj () these are gai...i want that dress! ...

so he went nd bought da dress nd flazz gt a pair of nike trainers frm nxt door on sale nd they headed 4 the..

toilet, flazza entered the boys toilet but andy was unsure...he heard he was a boy n went to go to in the boys toilets..but saw sum other person wearing the same type of clothes as him go in the girls...