so flazz had 2 qucikly grab andy nd force him 2 go in the male toilet but he ddnt understand being a plank inall so this guy called...

flazza whilst in the boys toilet and andy sed "when i saw ppl walking past me when i was a plank they only had 2 legs...how come i have 3??"...

Edited at 05:56 Sun 26/02/06 (GMT)

so flazz sed aw well sum ppl r born lyk tht but hang on u wernt born ur wood so he tuk out an axe nd chopped the 3rd leg off 2 make him the sme as humans nd andy was lyk...

"erm...flazz...that mans got water coming out of his 3rd leg..can i do that?"...

flazz laffed nd sed no i dnt think u cn coz u dnt hav a frickin digestive system so andy sed...

"but i'm a real boy"....

so flazz sed wey m8 u shud try it nd see wt happens so andy did nd wt happened nxt is...

miraculous, andy tried hard n hard to pee..n the 3rd leg, which was currently in flazza's hand, starting squirting .. a liquid substance (keep it clean) in flazza's face, so flazza...

shouted andy u weird boi wtf is gannin on ur wood nd ya sap is all owa!! so andy was lyk ooooooh nd wlked out the door nd started running...

he ran straight into none other than...muhammid ali, who was like wat u doing boi! so andy knocked him out and carried on runnin lmao...

flazz was lyk oh my andy is running so he sprinted 2 the nearest b & q nd bought a fish tank as this wud contain marbles which he sud throa at andy so he tuk off atfta him...

Edited at 06:36 Sun 26/02/06 (GMT)

meanwhile, andy got stopped by the generous king..burgerking, who handed him a McChicken burger..



(dnt ask...lol)

lol, so by the time andy had stopped inall flazz caught up wit him wit his tank full of marbles nd 2 his surprise so martim kemp goin thru the drive thru so flazz n andy jumped on the bk of his car...

...andy asked martin..cud u stop e off by the sea..i need to see a whale bout swallowing my father...

but it turned out wrong your father began to have a sexual relationship with this whale as it was a sperm whale........ they went on for hours and in the end your father wwas completly covered in.......

Sex wee! it was a fun liquidy substance with a nice nutty zest, his mind then wandered to the night before, what had happened was.....

when the whale was going to swallow his father..it turned out that the father totally deep-throated the whale instead...

(goatman..u posted..
but it turned out wrong "your" father began to have a ..
andy it actually a fictional wooden boy who is confused bout his sexuality...so keep it as andy not your..)

of being swallowed by the giant grandma lukin whale, andy foud the whale as martin kemp dropped flazza nd andy off at da sea they thn...

had a homophobic group session between themselves which ended up in a small.........

cardboard box tht was labeled animals at play do not disturb so they thn...