low battery, you should switch your power to outlet power and save your work

have you seen legally blonde?

that guy pheobe marries in friends is fit as

look what someone posted in to this website, and look at the reply! hillarious!


Hissy Fit


Dear Rita,
Do you have any anger management advice for a paranoid teenager, who's a little unstable and mildly violent?


Next time you think you're gonna lose your rag, simply hold your breath and count to a million.

classic:

Dear Rita,
Eat me!


I don't touch Chaviar mate.

lol it gets better!!


Dear Rita,
What does 'openly right wing' mean?


Uneducated scum who believe that Trevor Macdonald should be sent back to his mud hut.

Dear Rita,
What is a chav?


'Council House And Violent'

Dear Rita,
I've not seen any white dog poo for years, what's that all about?


It's because they've reduced the amount of calcium in the food. So, you can no longer tell your mates it's chalk and laugh as it crumbles in their fingers.


How true!

lmao

Dear Rita,
What's the weirdest thing a bloke has ever asked you to do?


I once had a guy ask me to do the washing up. I needed to be sedated for his own safety.

Dear Rita,
What do you think of us Londoners then?


Rats in sportswear

Dear Rita,
I need a soldier, how can I pull one?


Cellotape a load of toilet rolls to your stomach and then run towards an army base. That should get their attention.

lmao!

Dear Rita,
Where's the weirdest place you've ever woken up?


Spread-eagled over a nuclear bomb shelter, in St Petersburg, with an icicle of vodka stuck to my chin.


LMFAO!!!
Sorry, these just really crack me up!

not only u!! me 2!

there are more... i'll find some more later!!

wots baby lion been banned for...lol

wouldn't we all like to know!

thanks nicknax for dealing with things correctly! appreciate it

no probs. I'll unban you at midnight.

I would ban you earlier, but at the end of the day, what you did, was wrong.