Tempting is what chocolate is, when on a diet

Diet coke is disgusting in my opinion

Opinion polls show that Smurf is the best Vice Captain ever

Ever lasting love is a song lyric i believe

Believe me, I'm telling the truth

truth, u cant handle the truth is a line from a film

(love this one haha)


Film Fry while he struts his stuff and shake his thang!!

Thang or fang, cos i have both

Both of us went to the pub and got really drunk

Drunk is what most people get every weekend

Weekend, i always work em

em is a sound one makes when they're not sure what to say

say what you mean, but might get you into trouble

Trouble is attracted to me , or am i attracted to it ?

It seems that it is attracted to you!

You are my destiny

Destiny.... is that the same as fate??

Fate says you're gonna end up dying young if you don't put that porkpie down and stop being such a fat e!

fat e ! is that french for fugly ?

fugly, fishy, cheesy, skanky, sketty, alchy and manky....Yes you can tell their long careers took a toll on the seven dwarves