Only if you wear ppe

Good thanks, Friday couldnt come any quicker right now though. How are you piglet? X

Everyone go awww

Friday almost came faster than kirk when I gave him a lap dance.

Hi Victoria sponge, you on the pop?

Lap dance was shhyte, i seen it an pop aye duders pmsl

Was easy pop mate

I did notice your disappointment when you werent erect.

Oh here, i forgot you were meant to of

Gobble gobble gobble

Hey y bein a dude ya ever

Hey Pete pal

Everyone

Finally, an fellow English man. Hows it going bro?

Not too shabby man. Yourself?

Who invited himself

Unfortunately only have an eight pack keeping me company tonight, but dam it tastes even better being a Friday

Whens our next match man, sort it out, after next week no good

It says pit chat but tbf kirk runs it, I just co manage

you type too mich

Im finished for now man but if I ever get back il hit you up to go toe to toe

So do you, difference is my posts are readable

kirk ya missing me or pete? Confusion her mate hha

Do you think our match will be sponsored by Gillette?