what has mickle jaxson got in commen with a ps2 ?

Why dont mickle jaxson liek playing chess ??

Why dont mickle jaxson liek playing chess ??

cause he dunt know wetha to b blak or white

This is racist and you should get banned for it

i made my point by awnsering the Q btw soz if i was found racist

Edited at 19:57 Thu 24/11/05 (GMT)

Its a joke, stop trying to earn brownie points.

Its not racist, because he was black, and hes now white, that means if it is insulting, it is too both races!

Yep agreed its not really racist - maybe trying a bit too hard to be the nice guy??

EDIT:whats the answer to the first joke? :-S

Edited at 21:21 Thu 24/11/05 (GMT)

Cubist Poo

Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
Pic-@ss-o.

lmao

im loving that one!!

what has mickle jaxson got in commen with a ps2 ?

Why dont mickle jaxson liek playing chess ??

wel there both palstic and they both get turned on by little kids !!!

He dont like playing chess because he cant decide whether he is black or white


LMAO

Edited at 16:28 Fri 25/11/05 (GMT)

What did Michael Jackson forget to do when he was dangling his baby over the balcony?

Toss it off!!

Two homosexual muslims exploded whilst having sex police suspected they were suicide bummers!

lol any more jokes

What you call a man with a spade ?
Doug

What you call a man without a spade ?
Douglas

Not funny i know but hey it's a joke

Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.

15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.

what did micheal jackson like about sleeping with 35 year olds

there was 30 ov them!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA MEGA.........KEEP THEM COMING MATE,,,,,,,,,,

Harry Potter Sequels

Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love
Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA
Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch
Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy
Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue of Hustler
Harry Potter and the Sorceress's Sore
Harriet Potter after the Life-Altering Surgery
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp
Harry Potter and the Inflatable Sheep
Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien
Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia
Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony
Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children's Author and Clever Marketing Campaign
Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues

omg the harriet one was class mega! some of them were really good.

whats yellow, green and slightly blue and goes
Qoute: "beep beep beep beep beep beeeeeep"?

George Best....

lol, sick sick sick :-P

i cant post too many jokes sorry im goin to keep it down coz of the from rules sorry.

sick but funny: I have great ones but sadly most are racist :(
Ok heres a classic one that isn't racist:
What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A wooly jumper!!!
ROFL!!!!!