Granted, but every time you get one rank up, another one plummets!

I wish it would stop raining

Granted, but it starts hailing instead!

I wish it was warm!

Granted! but it's only warm in another city from you.

I wish i was on holidays!

Granted, but your holidays in Walsall

I wish I was rich

Granted! but you lose all your money after three days, after getting amnesia and forgetting all your accounts numbers and name

I wish i had some toast right now!

Granted but it's burnt and black

I wish I had some booze

Granted! but it's non-alcoholic and warm.

I wish i wasn't cold

Granted, but you'll be boiling hot for the rest of your life in temperatures over 50C

I wish I was a footballer

Granted! but you're a footballer that suffers the injuries that keep you off the field for months on end.

I wish i had the answer to a test!

Granted, but you get the rest wrong and fail anyway

I wish I had a cure for a hangover

Granted, but it only lasts twenty seconds and the hangover comes back five times worse afterwards.

I wish I could meet Prince Charming!

Summer says:
now go get in forums, im bored!

Wish granted, but when you look beneath the surface (), your Prince Charming is far more feminine than you had desired!

I wish I was finished college this year and not next

Granted, but you have to go back to school and repeat it all.

I wish Kniall wasn't so mean!

Wish granted, but he becomes so overly nice that you just get tired of his niceness and become mean yourself :S shup

I wish Tsummer wasn't so hurtful!

Wish granted, but she becomes so overly nice that you just get tired of her niceness and become hurtful yourself :S shup

I wish I had a bigger room

Wish granted but your room becomes so big that it makes you so happy that you become overly nice, and everybody hates you for it!

I wish I had a bigger wardrobe

Granted, but it becomes so big that when you venture into it to find something you become lost in a world of clothes and don't come out for the next 718 years, 3 months, 12 days, 4 hours, 9 minutes and 57.6 seconds!

I wish I had a bigger...

Wish granted, but after you spent 19 years, 5 months, 6 days, 9 hours, 46 minutes and 42.3 seconds putting all your favourite (lame) music on to it, you turn on your mp3 player only to discover it's all disappeared!

I wish I had a bigger...

Granted, but you can only put my favourite (great) music onto it.

I wish that I could successfully take 12 A-levels

Granted, but having worked your socks off and done so well to achieve this, you go to college and fail everything in your first year!

I wish that I didn't live in boring Ireland!