Granted, but you come to Liverpool and i turn you into a full blown Scouser which your parents dont like and force you to go home


I wish i was taller

Granted, but you become so tall you can't fit through any doors without crawling on your hands and knees

I wish I had a robot butler...

Granted but it goes scatty and does the opposite to what you demand lol


I wish i was a Punkrocker with flowers in my hair

Wish granted, but you fall in love with the robot butler and want to marry him but it is only legal in antarctica, so you go there with robobutler, but you both die of hypothermia during the ceremony

I wish I was a penguin!

DAMN YOU PAULA!!!!!

Wish Granted, but Sandi Thom is still better

Wish Granted, but you are the chocolate bar and people want to eat you

I wish I can fly

Paula-Wish granted, but you have an allergic reaction to the flowers

Kniall-Granted, but you are shunned because you can fly!

I wish I could sing!

Dammit Warney-you can, but you have an awful sense of balance so constantly fly into trees!

double post............

La La laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wish granted, but you sing so much that your voice crumbles to pieces and you sound like a man because of it!

I wish I was a better brother

Granted, but each night you turn into an ogre and get trapped in a tower because of it waiting for Prince Charming to come and rescue you...

I wish my sister was a better sis!

(ohhh how I wish Prince Charming would come rescue me )

Wish granted, but in turn she becomes the favourite child and gets everything and Tsummer gets nothing

I wish Summer would find her Prince Charming so she would stop going on about him!!

Granted, but I continue to go on about him!

I wish how Kniall would accept that Prince Charming is the guy for me, and would be happy for me for a change!

Wish granted, but you realise that Prince Charming is not all he's made out to be and he leaves you for another man () and you die alone!

I wish Tsummer would accept there's no such thing as Prince Charming

Granted, but then you meet him and you instantly fall in love with him!

I wish I could hunt down Kniall and make him pay for running off with Charming!

Wish granted, but when you hunt me down and find me and Charming...ummm...horse-riding!!...you become so emotionally distraught at the site of our happiness, you cry yourself a river and drown

I wish Summer would hunt me down!

Wish granted, but because of my drowning it's only my corpse that hunts you down!

I wish I could get paid for sitting on my lazy......thinking of wishes.

Wish granted, but your lazy becomes so stiff that you are unable to walk ever again and don't get any compensation for a stiff and therefore are eternally poor!

I wish I would go to bed earlier!

Granted, but then you see less of me!

I wish you would go to bed earlier!

Wish granted, but then you miss my presence on here so much you hunt me down and shower me with red bull!

I wish you weren't on easter break!

Granted, but the ducks must have their way with you first!

I wish geese were more duck-like.