a little sneak??...how dare you dear,
have you been drinking all my beer??
those stockings can't be all that hot,
coz sure they stop at yer big bot!!!!

A big fat bot! i'll tell u sir
that doesnt sound like me
& if ur a real good boy
one day ill let u see
so put ur little tongue away
and listen here right now
my bot is lush its nice n firm
i really dont know how
but u would smile u'd be agog
ur eyes would bulge out like a frog!!!

Edited at 00:28 Fri 24/05/13 (BST)

ribbit

but it didnt rhyme lol

now run like hell!!

My friend she has a rabbit
She calls it her friend jack
Its BIG and it is shiney
And the colour it is black.
She said that i should get one
i said i'll have to see
she told me just what it does
my eyes lit up with glee

well jeez how can one follow that,
confused about just what they're at,
i'm sure its clean,
then thats just me,
what others think......we'll wait and seeeeee

Its just a fluffy bunny
with a shiny little nose
u have a fithy little mind
ur comment clearly shows,
ur mind is in the gutter
theres nothing i can say
to stop u thinkin filthy thoughts
at whatever i might say

Edited at 01:56 Fri 24/05/13 (BST)

my pal he is so cheeky
he beats me here at pool
But really he should be in bed
coz tomorrow he has school
so smash the balls up all u can
then get off to ur bed
and go to sleep u cheeky lad
and rest ur little head

Edited at 04:47 Fri 24/05/13 (BST)

]I had a good friend mappy
He was such a happy chap
One day we had a big big row
And i gave him loads of crap
So now we hardly ever talk
I miss the laughs we had
And now n then i think of him
I still feel really sad
One day he may forgive me
For everythin i said
But just for now i'll leave it
And go to bed instead

Cheer up Carrie,
And keep yer big gob shut!
Think yourself very lucky that,
Nobody has kicked yer butt!!!
But I'm sure that things will settle,
Give a little time,
Yer bound to get a giggle,
Do you EVER reread yer rhymes?!!!!

Im here right now oh bloody hell
fer heavens sake no need to yell
i never do re read my rhyme
coz never can i find the time.

are ya far too busy with that terrible habit?
the one when i stop ya, you get terribly crabid??
have a break, rest yer bones, lie back n have a smoke,
coz when 2mara comes round..........it'll still be broke!

pmfsl @ that

Once again gaz has sent be here
Why didn't I just disappear?
Now forced to show people my names a lie
But I might as well give it a try
I don't even like punk music that much anymore
Most of the new stuff is pretty poor
even my beloved blink 182's last album wasn't great
Changing my username? Its too late
Not going to be a player with 100 names
Ahh thats enough time to go play some games.


I know not great. punkpoets is an old Blink 182 documentary hence the mention. Was a massive fan of them back in the day.
There you go gazza

.

Edited at 21:56 Fri 24/05/13 (BST)

effort zac

what stirring little person went running off to say
i was actin like a slapper in every single way
told mappy who is my EX n doesnt give a crap
what i say or what i do or who will see ma baps
so stop all of ur stirring and go away and play
and come back boy when ur a man with something good to say!

Edited at 22:18 Fri 24/05/13 (BST)

It shows ya know,
The lack of craic,
From those that like,
To cause some flack,
Stuck and bored,
A sad wee life,
They get their kicks,
By causing strife!!!
So carrie on,
Ignore the keek,
It'll be someone else,
Another week ;)