I cant be chewed
As it gives me a mental feud
So i post short poems as im lazy
Who knows if that makes you happy or crazy

SEE? Haha






Aw am sorry Fry at least you try
And for that i should not moan
But dont let that feud
Put you in a bad mood
So urs wont be dry as a bone (ya poems i mean)

BUMPED

I'll try and do a poem, cos its quite in this gaff
But am in a funny mood, so it might just make you laff!!
Think i'll make it random, while you lot play some games
Just type any old things!, and throw in random names
Hippesville can be the first one I say something about
Ye Olde man Keep er lit is what you hear him shout!!
What about this krazyash who posted upon Gen
Is he chatty or not, will we hear from him again?
Then we also have maverick, who drinks all me beer
And watches us from corners, bet he has a good sneer!
Chapsters done some poems i quite liked them too
Maybe he will carry on, doing them for me and you
Fry, what can i say about him, he really gives it a try
So im gunna high five him for not being shy
We also had one from the Pitbulll a man whose almost thirty
Cant say anything bad about him cos he can get quite shirty!
Theres loads more i could mention in my random rhyme
But am afraid i,ll have ro leave it, cos its gettin on for time!

Shirty? Haha, HOW can i be nearly 30 when ive just turned 29 you fffff!!!!!!


Hey shall we post our 2 liners *HypHyp*

Lies! All Lies!!

NO!!! Pmsl dont be soft we'll get banned!

'Charm'

People only hear from me when i have a qualm
I'm sometimes too direct, need a little more charm.
My wordings and expressions usually cause me much grief
I know what i mean just comes out so brief.

I'm trying to kerb my serious side
Enjoy a laugh and let things take their own time
When I observe something, not exactly happy to see
I have to bite my tongue and pretend to be glee

I have some great friends and a very good team
We are still technically new, so still chasing our dream
If upset some apple karts and make some heads swirl
Then I've achieved what i wanted from this CLAN WORLD.

(krazyash_07)
06.03.2014

Edited at 04:53 Thu 06/03/14 (GMT)

So I have missed out on a few pages,
Seems like I've not been here in ages,
I'd better catch up,
While tea gets supped,
So then I can be all caught up

I think i'm getting worse at these!!

Aw so krazyash, are we only gunna see a poem when your in a mood? Haha

Chapster ~ Your not! Keep them coming

I'm never in a mood, always take the positives in life.

Ahhhh i was thinking cos of the first line of your poem lol

Thats the best way to be


MORE!!! MORE!!!!

Paula Paula quite contrary
You are nothing quite like Mary
You're small and tiny
And get confused by things shiny

I'm only creative in the early hours of the morning...weird. 'Charm' took me 5 minutes to write.

I may be small and quite tiny
But not confused by things shiny
And for ur info i am like Mary
Innocent with a halo like a fairy




Come then Krazyash, its night time


*files her nails and waits for a poem*

Innocent dont make me laugh!
You cant get rid of your guilt no matter how much you bath.
But i'll let you off because you're you.
And imposters would just be poo.

I am innocent!! Ask anyone

Sitting calmly on the loo
Miss Grain prepares to have a poo...
A misty darkness starts to loom
As toxic vapours fill the room...

The punishment's been clearly dealt
As toilet roll begins to melt
And paint starts peeling off the walls
The gunk inside the toilet crawls..!!

The carpet, now a charred remain,
Is floating by the window pane
The door is warped; the light bulb burst
Our little Gina fears the worst

She tries escape - alas in vain
She couldn't find the toilet chain
Young Gina realised too late
That chicken curry was her fate

I hope, my friends, you will awaken
Before another life is taken -
Heed my warning: NEVER POO
WHEN YOU'VE BEEN EATING VINDALOO...!!!

I guess it may just be night
Where my brain works without a fight
During the day I must be thick
Only in the wee hours my poems are Sik

Watching this programme on traffic wardens
Must be a job from hell without any pardon.
Old lady just received her first parking fine
Bless her cotton socks, oh wow she sure can whine.

I feel sorry for some, others make me laugh
Stupid where they park and moan in the aftermath
Some are silly, some show lack of wit
But most are thick as bloody .... (rubbish)



(krazyash_07)
06.03.2014

Edited at 02:47 Fri 07/03/14 (GMT)

Quiet thread now ?

Jingle bells
Paula smells
Gen chatters ran away
Paula harassed them every day
So now theres only a few
Who post a day or two
So now she's lonely
And all moany
But Maverick saves the day
With a bottle of whiskayyy