There once was a boy called Stell
Who i thought was quite swell
Until i met Pete
Stell couldnt compete
Turned out to be just a bell


There is a man named Cash
Kissed me an gave me a rash
Me lios were so sore
But i wanted more
So decided to give it a bash (STS)

But bells are nice, with their sweet sound
I like to ring mine on the ground
I Ring it high
I Ring it low
I Ring it till it makes me blow

<3

PMSL @ You ringing your bell

Petey you can ring my bell
Please excuse the dodgy smell
Cos i had it in paula
And she stunk if zaflora
But it was borin ffn hell

You should try it, give it a go
Practice with mine, lets make a show
Ring it hard, so you keep me in check
And ill be busy with ringing your neck

P is for passionate, playful and pretty
A is for adored, especially by her Pitty
U is for upbeat, she brightens any room
L is for laughing, never is she gloom
A is for angelic, though I am in doubt

I know what you want when you wink and ya pout!

Paula what the hell
You told me u dont smell
U gotta be jokin
Must be dat chit ur smokin
Ur an volumptuous lass
With s big chunky @zz

P is for psychotic thinking you love her
E is for extacy to put up with her
T is for traumatic having to live with her
E is for exaggerated all your posts to her

Ooer! Hahaha






Bab i love them poems, you know me well
I promise I'll look after your precious bell
Be careful though, when you ring my neck
Screamin will make me sound a nervous wreck

sniff sniff,, no thanks love I don't like raw fish

My perfumes called Eu De Fish
Its made by Ralph Lauren
If ya dont like it on
Just tell me c'mon
I'll wear it forever Amen!!!!

Yeh slap all over love the stray cats will love it babs
Ur lil virtual mutt too

Over my little body its been slapped
Cats and dogs love they must be tapped
To crawl around a smelly pig like me
Im just too adorable its plain to see

i feel this poem needed an oink oink ot the end

*oinks*

I couldnt resist doin this poem, im sorry if i offend
Its nothing personal honest, just got me laughin no end

Tis about a time i recalled, when someone reminded me
Of tapping a keyboard so hard that, it broke every key!

Id be fuming one minute, then pmsl the next
Imagine if they broke theyre phone, replying via a text!

I could imagine them sittin there, starin not darin to blink
Waiting for a reply from me, they needed to get a drink!

BRB Thirsty! BACK, Cha going on abar now?
Id be laughing me head off, getting to them somehow!

(Am pmsl here)

Lappys poor lid got slammed down loggin them outta FB
Lappy got started up again, 2 come back an argue with me

Stubborn and argumentative, raging all night long
Insults thrown back and forth both trying to be strong

Fast forward a good ten years who would ever of guessed
That them people turned out to be, closer than the rest!

someone upset you paula
I know how that feels
ive known lil kirky for forever it seems
but when we are in game
and hes whooping my azz
all he does is bragg he is class
he don't understand how much that it hurt
losing to a turd burgler the guy we call kirk
when he says this is your dignity pot
I show him whos boss and clear up the lot

Edited at 04:58 Mon 06/08/18 (BST)

Edited at 04:59 Mon 06/08/18 (BST)

i played a gal called vixen___x0x
she wasn't very hot
the silly cow kept missing
very easy pots
but when she flukes the back
she does a silly cheer \o/
i swear to god that b1tch
will get my boot up her rear
i know shel probs enjoy this
cos cos it happens all the time
and now i think ive ran out of
things that ffn rhyme

Cumbria love not to be confused with California

Cumbria knows how to party
Cummmmbriiiiaaaa knows how to party (Yes they do)
In the city of Carlisle
In the city of good ol Isle
In the city the city of Carlisle
We keep it rockin

Pmsl @ you...nutter

PS - Ur still in debt to me you know! Got some serious interest accumulated babe.....