Well hello old friends
It's been a long time
I can't play pool
So I'll try out a rhyme

I see nothing's changed
Still the same craic
I must be crazy
For wanting to come back!

Hellooooooooo lovely people

Hey bird
Whats the word
Bet you missed me
How many people have you already gave a kissy

poolbiirds kaboosh smells like big moose
now that's she back I think of her crack
oops I mean craic
shes never online to do us a rhyme
as if we didn't no it
shes a bloody good poet
I remember those handcuffs
u snapped on my hands luv
cos that was the year
you caused me to fear

I saved all my kisses
For you lovely Kirk
We can do a straight swap
A kiss for a twerk?

Oh here comes Lee
Straight in with the smutt
I'd be disappointed
With anything but

These handcuffs he speaks of
Were all in his dreams
Or was that a nightmare
Either way there were screams

Il give you a dance
But take cash in advance
If you cant afford it
Il just take a grab of you ti

Hey that wasnt nee me it was triple_D
I do like to fantasize
I hope thats her bra size
I no longer do smutt
Its for pete the mutt
So i hope its ok
But me and kirk are both gay

I'm glad you are now both gay
In fact it's made my day
I'm sure I'm not alone
And now there's no need to moan
About trying to keep you away

Where is our paula
And her big bad azz brawler
I reckon hes a geek
Who tweaks all the week
But who gives a toss
If he thinks hes the boss
this is our thread
So watch how you tread

Vixens a catch
Weve all met our match
Shes isnt so sweet
Shel give you some cheek
All lads on the dole
Trying to find her fox hole

Dont act like your happy
Right now you will get snappy
Becsuse all you have left is Stella and pete
What a kin treat

shes gone for a beer
to drown in her tears
cos she will never meet
2 guys who are so neat
because left here is tom
who isn't the bomb
shes clutching at straws
and sharpening her claws
her victims are slim
its deffo not jim

Leave Tom alone
Stop being mean
Your both acting
Like a pair of queens

truth hurts you no
so don't stub your toe
fred flint stone feet
smelling so sweet
kirk is no queen
hes just abit green
he just like to mess
my kirky princess

Oh my ang you dont know the half
Hes tried to fondle more girls than a sex starved giraffe
Iv had to help many girls through the trauma
For him to sneak up on them in the sauna
I might be a queen full off sass
But the stuff he does to them is just crass

oranges I like
apples I don't
peaches are soft
nuts arnt

I've probably done worse
Over the years on here
I try not to think
Or I'll be in tears

I know what he's like tho
Can imagine it all
Youd all do the same
If you had the balls

Iv had my loves failures and all
But he does his best to treat them with gall
Difference was I cared when it mattered
All he wants is his man juice over funky splattered
Get a job there trattered

splattered im shattered
like crispy bacon battered
crispy fish is what I like so
will you 2 take a hike.
your ruining this thread
power going to your head
so have some respect
and wind in your necks
so kiss and make up
my 2 buttercups

I love ang I and I truly respect
She stands by her gdad with no regret
He will keep pumping
Girls will keep jumping
And thats how funky ends