u like me on here
but hate me on gen chat
Wtf do i do about dat

This will be the biggest poem in funky history i will make pete even more famous than he already is he will have world wide fame

Little Pete's waitin to be fed then put him on his doggie bed
When his farts stink
dont blame me
It was the lamb curry
he had for tea
And when lil petey gets the runs
Its not gonna be me
who wipes his bum
When he crouches to do his thing
Poor lil petey and his ring sting
And now hes walking like john wayne
Poor lil doggie is in so much pain
Be careful when he farts near u
Just i case he follows through
Cos if his aim is a little off
That curry mite hit you
While your in that trough
You'd probably love it cos your kinky as hell
That dirty ransid stinking smell
Pete cant sit on his red hot bum
While paula eats another yum yum
Eating that curry hes paid the price
Poor lil pete has his bum on ice
The ring sting has gone
Give us a cheer
Petey is chuffed
And back on the beer
Thank god they've gone
Now its quiet in here
Dont leave your goupie triple_D
Ur not good m8s leaving
Her with kirk and me
We'll smash her bash her
Talk her to death
Especially kirk with his bad breath
Now talking bout breath
Petes aint so neat
Specially when hes had doggie meat
Cos when theres wind to pass
His breath smells like azz
When paula puts him to bed and pats his furry head and says go to sleep i luv you pete
He gets up in the night
and does a big ahem
On the kitchen floor cos she left open the door

Two new threads have appeared
On faitfull good old Gen
Post an Play Kindness an Love
But alls that post are men!
Apart from me the only girl
Willing to give it a go
C'mon ppl give it a whirl
Or it'll get boring yanno!