We need more poets on this thread
So come on post a bit
It can get boring
Lets get curing
Dont leave it to me and Pit!

After all these years you still love my touch
Even tho my hands have aged so much
Dont worry bar your tights your veins aun that bad
Its the top alf id worry abar if you wanna keep me glad

Hahaha orrible you

Summer days are the best,
Lazing in the sunshine
Top up tans have a rest
And drinking lots of wine
Bodys covered in sun cream
Lounging round without a care
Mellow tunes while daydreaming
Not worrying about minty hair!

Wash your hair, wash it well
Wash your minty strands
Scrub your sweaty scalp to hell
ill help you with my hands

Haha!

Minty strands i may well have
But at least am not that fat
Am tellin ya staight now my lav
Your just a big greedy.............dawg!

A greedy dawg I may well be
Ill eat for you aswell as me
Just try and take my food away
Ill rag ur bun and make you pay

Ooer!

M'scared to move all your food
In case it puts you in a bad mood
Your moods make you angry n ruff
Til I surrender shoutn av ad enuff

I wont let you surrender
I wont let you leave
Ill make you my new vender
My thirst I need to relieve

Post some poems please everyone

Edited at 02:53 Thu 19/07/18 (BST)

Edited at 03:19 Thu 19/07/18 (BST)

Gawd damn those two eejits,
With their bickering going on,
I'm sure there's enough material,
For Adele to write a song,
Razor blades at the ready,
Darkened room, not a sound,
Funky strands and Size 3's sprinting,
Tryna catch that pesky hound.

U talking about my feet

Just been nosng through old poem thread and found this from 12yrs ago!

Justsumgirl

I know a girl on here, named justsumgirl,
Who isnt just some girl at all.
I imagine her with a necklace, carrying a pearl,
Whenever she's here we have a laugh and a ball.
We never like her absence, the forum goes dead,
I sit and write poems for her pleasure.
She gives us a title, that runs through my head,
The extent of her joy- i dont think could be measured.
So i write a quick poem, wait for a reply,
And hope that she thought it was great.
So day after day, our good times fly by,
And i feel proud to say that she is my mate.
So here it is Paula, a poem just for you,
I hope that it finds you, as it found me.
I'll always write one to cheer you up, whenever you feel blue,
Lots of love from me - Mr G

You entered my bedroom in pitch black night
You wasnt expected you gave me a fright

You just lingered around me an just stared
You started making me feel quite scared

You wasnt talking or doing anything much
You didnt even try on my body to touch

You decided you just wanted to stay
You made no effort whatsoever to go away

I decided i no longer wanted you there
I needed you to go just go anywhere

Im not in the mood to have you around me
Im making it clear so why cant you see

Im giving you a chance just once more
To leave through the window or via the door

You've got one more minute before i say
DO ONE fly before i get the Raid Spray!

Cant bare flies

As people are hugely aware
I post most days without a care
On fun and games an gen chat
I dont see anything wrong in that
Yet some people find it strange
Make out im a woman so deranged
For chatting and laughing along with Pit
To be quite honest frank i dnt give a ............monkeys

What is written
That which has been said
The majority influenced
By sweety mice in the head
To believe such a liar
A gruesome little waste
Who regularly leaves
Nothing but a bad taste

Sunny Sunday a lazy day
Nothing better is what i say
Doss around top up me tan
Listen to music because i can
A warm breeze a clear blue sky
Nice cool drinks sit close by
Gathering thoughts what do i think
Yeah go on Paula have 40 winks

What exactly do I have to do?
To get a poem from any of you

Begged pleaded asked more than twice
Asked via poem asked extra nice

Am i going to be left alone here
Posting for England full of fear

Scared that one day this thread may die
How sad that would be id surely cry

Well i wont let that happen just wait an see
I'll post here until ur all sick of me

J is for Justsumgirl that is all i am
U is for Understanding understand me if ya can
S is for Sexy that is something im not!
T is for Temper an ine of them ive got
S is for Sensitive something we all can be
U is for Unruly like the hair on me!
M is for Messy thats like my nights out
G is for Girls friends mine i cant do without
I is for Imperfections yes ive got them too
R is for Romantic i am through an through
L is for Love something we love to feel...
I hope y'all like my little rhyme tryna keep it real