High temp and cant sleep
Yawn tears from my eyes seep

Windas open the fans on full
Ache in my head feels so dull

My joints are also paining too
Think am gettin a touch of flu

Just my luck while weathers great
I'll be stuck in looking a state !!

A cold id rather have so pray
Am not stuck in this bed for days

Gawd love our paula,
She's not well, bless,
In her bed,
A sweaty big mess,
Paula give pit yer uniform,
Dress him up as a Nurse,
With his tender loving care,
You'll end up.....in a hearse!

Get well soon chick x

Haha, thankyou Hippy

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pig lubricant

Bravo Kirk Bravo, keep up the good work

A little poem from me to Kirky
No qualms with u i think ur quirky
Sorry for my suggestive post on gen
Ur mate was grateing on me again

No worries I forgive you
No one wants to feel blue
Give him a chance
And we all advance
Horse trough

My friend lrg is so misunderstood
Every night he never fails to give me wood
He can hit the right places
In the tightest spaces
King Kong got nothing on him

grateing is good
grateing is fine
id love to grate someones
big fat behind

Keep them coming

Reckon yous could do a poem if i leave a title?

No thanks love i have a brian that works perfectly fine

Whats a Brian?

Brian is my friend
My imaginary friend
He spoke to u tonight
On the chat you call gen
He tries to be polite
But upsets all a friend
But dont be mad at him
Hes really called jim
Jim is a smart azz
Hel give you some lip
But all he really wants
Is to help you unzip

Well tell Brian this from me
Hes more than a bit loopy
Or should i say Jim? Am confused
Either way an mot amused!
My zips he only wishes he could see
Cos i may have banter but am not easy

Brian is the loopy 1
But you should meet ian
Ian is the 1 that
Causes me pain
You should meet peter
Hes 1 to watch cos when
Your not looking
Hes sniffing you crotch

Ok i like this thread i can do good work here

Jesus man you sound like split.
Just like Paulas legs in a lil bit

Pardon???