WOW! Squeezy thats great that! where ya been we missed ur poems?? Come baccccccccccccck..lol

OH MR G, keepin us happy with a quiky *ahem*..lol
yet another great poem for me from Mr G! hehe

Swing?? not doing 1 hun??

i had..errr...typers block

I found myself at the table,
felling nervous and a little unstable.

The pockets looked the size of peas,
and the balls seemed as large as can be.

I wipe the sweat from my head,
my hands sticky and my cue all wet.

The Eight ball is on, and is mine for the taking,
I hope i make it, so theres no p*ss taking.

I line up the shot, and hope for the best,
Praying i dont make a terrible mess.

I strike the white a sweet as can be,
It rolls down the table so slowly.

But as per usual it bloody misses,
So what do i do ?

SHOUT AT THE MISSUS................... hehehe

hehehe

The losing poem.......

Every shot i play seems to bloody miss,
it really really really takes the flamin p*ss.

I cant seem to do anything right, im feeling rather down,
Then i get seven balled which just makes me frown.

But then i start another game and hope for a win,
But squeezy joins and all i think is, OMG not him.

I try my best to win a game, but all i do is lose,
All i can put it down to is the bloody booze.

But then again its half past three in the afternoon,
iv not touched a drink and yet again all i do is lose.

But this is why i play this game, how awesome that is it,
Maybe oneday I might become a WIZZ.... lol

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Stubbsy!! wooooo very good!! You joining our poem contest then?? heres how it works, i give a title, u make poem about it Ta--daaaaa!!
Its Fun, Its Free,and happy reading it is for me!

Where was i ? *sratches head* OH yes, Swing, im waiting 4 swings poem about Magazines......

swings? poems..


Im a little lost.......sorry........

Swing, is my nickname for ltgenswing, he's a fellow forum junkie of mine.......
You will of read his poems here.
Welcome Stubbsy, i'm Paula a.k.a JSG........

lol - just take a look at the previous pages stubbsy my man...you'll see what she means m8

OK my m8 sorry..........

IM a virgin to this really.............

Im sure you'll get the hang of it!!
Cant wait til i give a title Mr G, and u all do a poem ie: You, Swing, Squeezy and the new Stubbsy,,,

Ano im well looking forward to it!!!!

Swing where are you mate??????

You thought of any good titles yet paula ? hehe

Erm ok, ya think Swing will kind if we leave him outta last on?? Nah, he'll be cool..I Hope!!..lol

Ok Title is.............Laughing!!!.......

lol im sure he'll write one for us anyways.

okies, laughter.

Laughing
I love when a joke leaves me in creases,
And i laugh so much that my sides are in pieces.
I have to hold my stomach to hold in my insides,
And crawl up into a ball until the laughter subsides.
Sometimes i may scoff, and spill some drink,
And have to run and empty it into the kitchen sink.
Sometimes i laugh so hard the crumbs fall onto my shirt,
Sometimes i laugh until it really hurts.
But the best of all, is when its quite and sound,
And you have to cover your face to stop laughing out loud.
Especially in an office, getting a telling off from the boss,
And you can hear your friend giggling, cos he couldnt give a toss.

Your face goes red, and your eyes fill with tears,
And the teacher hears a giggle, so strolls over and nears.
'What is so funny?' is what they may say,
I wish i could laugh like that- everyday.

hehehehe v good......m8

lol all in the fingers stubbsy, all in the fingers

hehe.

Fcking luv it!! Mr G.....
Thats gonna take some beating that!!

awww cheers hun!