How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave at her...

lmao

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

heard that before

Q: where does saddam keep his cds.
A: ln-a-rack

nice blonde joke... lol

A blonde and a brunnete both jump of the same cliff at the same time

who hits sea first?

the one who weighs the most lol.

no the brunnete because the blonde has to ask for directions

o lol

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

Mind telling me the time?
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"

WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."

BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

how does a blonde kill a fish?
she drowns it!

How does a blondekill a bird?
she throws it off a cliff!

How do u keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

lol, good 1 supermega

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Edited at 14:54 Fri 10/06/05 (BST)