I wish youd keep to your promise....

Granted but you demand me to break it to punish me!

I wish VS wasnt ignored

Granted but it gets finished before its even began!

I wish I had breakfast with you this morning

Granted but you have brush your teeth first

I wish everyday was a Sunday

Granted but every one of them is a hangover day cos your out every Sat!

I wish i had a personal hairdresser to do myhair every day

Granted, but your hairdresser turns out to be Fester from the Addams Family.

I wish these wasps would stop making me techno dance in public

Granted but people had started throwing money in ur hat so you wanted to carry on...


I wish people didnt get in my way when im out jogging

Granted, but they all get behind you jogging, causing massive paranoia....

I wish it was Saturday night again

Granted but Saturdays weather is crap and you have to stay in and your lecky runs out an ya cant find candles so you go all moody

I wish i was at a real party on a beach somewhere

Granted but the BW catches fire causing mayhem!

I wish for a better nights sleep tonight

LOL!

Granted but as soon as you fall asleep, i enter your dream turning it into a nightmare, making you shake and sweat and you wake up scared an need water so you go downstairs but end up having a ciggy and whike your smoking you think of me and Rockapella so you put Youtube on an have another ciggy with a coffee this time an the coffee keeps you awake

I wish i wasnt a Cash Brav

Haha

Granted, but you become a rancid triplet! Oh pmsl!!

I wish I was par of de Ad clan

Ha!

Granted but you become my sibling and wanna borrow my clothes and people mistake you for me

I wish i was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair

You are but you look like a hippy

I wish Pete didnt write that silly poem

Granted but he wrote loads of other silly things that i couldnt understand


I wish my belly wasnt hurting from laughing

Granted but you end up crying, same symptoms of belly pain, wargh

I wish I could do my day again!

Granted but you get deja vu and think your going soft


I wish it was earlier

Granted, but I come online and the hours fly by!

I wish I could stop thinking about greasy disgusting grub

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Granted but you waste your time on the forums


I wish Pete would apologise for hurting my feelings when he was going to murder me