very touching were u copy and paste that from ! ? lol o/m

see! Mr_cue loves our poems so much that he thinks we STOLE them! What a compliment!

Lol he does!!!

I can assure you Mr_cue they are spur of the moment lol.

Mr_Cue has just said that we cheat
but the funkypool readers vote with their feet
They lap up our rhythym, devour our rhyme
and they are all thankful, for WE'VE made the time
to write them these poems of sorrow and joy
and WE know we wrote them, no need to be coy
we rhyme with panache, in our poems of flair
and I'd suggest Mr_Cue gets a Jealousy Bear
they are £4.99, from The Jealousy Shop,
Or at least they would be, if I'd not made them up

don't patronise me ltgenswing or i will cry

hehehehe. I know you were joking, but it was a chance to write another poem!!

I think they are original.....
I gave mr g a subject, and wham! he created a poem! so there!...(dnt worry, i have faith in u 2)

I confess. I stole ALL my poems off a site called Punky Fool. There, you hit idiots with spiky hair, using a big stick. it's great fun. It's like a whole parallel universe. there's a guy there called xzyqtPING. and I've copied them All off him. I'm a fraud!

see

lol yeh i heard the rumours swing, so i got a few off him myself!!!

So humble I am, sitting in my local pub,
The air filled with smoke, and music playing loud.
Then later on we may decide to go to a club
But sometimes for me, theres too much of a crowd.

The great thing about a local, is you know everybody there.
And the prices, and barmaids their too.
Sitting in the corner, drinking without a care,
Then when i feel weary, ill play a quick game of pool.

'Pint of guiness luv, and a whiskey chaser please'
As i rummage through my pockets for change.
Tonight im on a mission, to drop to my knees
The effects of the alchohol make my mind feel strange.

Stumbling to the toilets, i greet a complete stranger,
and talk to him like we are best of friends!
I know that ill probably never see him again,
But we still tell our life stories, right up to the ends.

Smiling softly, she takes my hand
my knees are weak, it's hard to stand
I hold her close, and she whispers to me
"It's all right darling, just wait and see
It's eight long months, but you be strong"
I never thought it would seem so long
I stood on the station, she got on the train
but I know that I will see her again
She went to Thailand three months ago
and I know that there are five to go
But every day, my mind goes back
to that day at the station, by the side of the track
I lie there at night, and my eyes shed a tear
it's been three months, and now halfway is near
It's getting no easier, I feel so alone
I long every for her voice on the phone,
and my mind it goes forward, to the day she'll comes home
But until that day comes, I will feel so alone.

I can't wait until she gets back !!!!!!!!!!
And Mr Guevara, I thought you were underage?? It's not a good idea to speak to strangers in a pub toilet!!

Fluke_Dude

T'was a wednesday night, and link-a-word was the game,
I had posted a slightly easy thread...
Then along came fluke_dude, totally insane!
Begging me for answers, trying to get into my head.

'How many letters?' 'Is it this, is it that?'
I didnt give away no clues.
I told a slight lie, while I and F.D had a chat
To the great amusement of Mr Ice_cool.

'Seven letters' i said, knowing there were only four.
He was so desperate to finally win.
On and on he pushed, asking more and more
I knew one person would solve it - ltgenswing.

So here's a lesson fluke_dude, work it out on your own,
I would never tell it, it would be unfair.
It wasn't even hard, if you had thought -you would of known,
But people who try treat, i dont have a care.

Lol

LEGEND

FLUKE_DUDE = GULLABLE MUPPET!

And I got the answer, as G-man had known
I got it myself, and I posted my own
my Duty was clear, to post a nice clue
that would make this game fun, for me and for you
but what's this I see, as I wait for your guess?
a PM pops up, twas fluke_dude, I confess
"is it this? Is it that?" His guesses were wild
"seven letters" I said, and I sat there and smiled
(Mr_G had pm'd me, and told of the joke)
he pm'd me so much I'm surprised it ain't broke
his guesses got wilder, his aim was well off
I was laughing so much that I started to cough
I guess that I won this particular bout,
for fluke_dude stopped guessing, and then he signed out.
Sorry dude if I teased you, but you were being a twit
if you pm for the answer, I'll let you have it.

stay tuned to see if fluke_dude is victorious!!!!

LMF (_x_) OFF....How funny are these......

LOL, Brillaint.

Wait when fluke_dude comes home from school!! LOL

The warmth of the weather was great today,
it really put me in the best mood!
Even the piles of coursework couldnt chase it away
The happiness inside was too strongly brewed.

Walking with a skip, a jump in my stride
Smiling to all passers by.
The girlies looking great, as pretty as brides
'you all look hot' i said, with a twinkle in my eye.

Arctic monkeys playing, I'm jumping around
Not even the devil could stop me now.
Nodding my head slightly, to the beat of the sound
Feeling my hair ruffle, at the top of my brow.

The volume increases, as does my pace
I feel so fab, i swing my arms.
At the end of the song i feel my heart race
Then in a sudden second, everything is then calm.
-only until the next song.

p.s. im in a well good mood today!!!!