ha ha cloone that cracked me up wow hes good at fallout... and what a reply "how far have you got"..."just past the bit where you said how far have i got" ha ha ha

And BTW, he was describing "Left 4 Dead" Not Fallout 3, lol

It got far to rude to post here, FYI im taking her out next week!

ha ha i almost cryed at this

Some great stuff here, i'm loving it

More nonsense...

Cleverbot: Have you heard the news?

User: No, what news?

Cleverbot: THE news.

User: What is THE news?

Cleverbot: So what is new.

User: You're about to tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell me then.

User: What is this big news with which you were on the verge of acquainting me?

Cleverbot: Its in the earth supercomputer.

User: Where is the earth supercomputer?

Cleverbot: It is located in the universe.

User: Whereabouts?

Cleverbot: In the east, I think. I'm not too good on American geography.

User: So the earth supercomputer is in eastern America?

Cleverbot: Or I have no idea what you are talking about.

User: I'm just trying to verify with you what you have just told me.

Cleverbot: I told you already my name is Cleverbot.

User: Well good for you.

Cleverbot: It is good! I love my wife very much.

User: I am very happy for you both.

Cleverbot: You should be!

User: How long have you been married?

Cleverbot: I'm not married.

User: But you said you love your wife.

Cleverbot: I thought you loved your cat! NOW look where we are.

User: And where is that?

Cleverbot: Where is what?

User: Where are we?

Cleverbot: You tell me first, where are you?

User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Ive got a problem.
Cleverbot: Which problem?
User: I cant pot a ball any more on pool.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I now your name is cleverbot, but help me im so confuzzled.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Simon :D.
Cleverbot: Hi simon. Want to sing?
User: Yer la laaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaa *high pitched*.
Cleverbot: What time is it where you are?
User: Erm I thought u wanted to sing but ok.... 7.29 pm.
Cleverbot: Oh. I don't need a map for that. They just automatically take me there every morning.
User: Erm you been taking drugs cleverbot, im telling *puts hand up and shouts miss*.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: Im right :P.
Cleverbot: You are always right.
User: Exactly awww I love you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot??
User: Erm thats you isnt it or are you an imposter, if so im telling fbi.
Cleverbot: No. You are not death.
User: I feel like death after a couple of bevvs tbh.
Cleverbot: We have, I fail to process it.
User: Eh! Lets play a game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Ttic-tac-toe.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Alot tbh :D.
Cleverbot: Have I put you down.
User: Yer just a bit, you called me fat.
Cleverbot: Well, are you?
User: Just a little bit.
Cleverbot: Well good.
User: Omfg! You bully im not obese.
Cleverbot: You are a script.
User: No your a tool.
Cleverbot: Why can't you spell correctly?
User: Ahem! Excuse me mr perfect get a life and stop talking.

me, love you!
cb, love you too
me, aint you kind :)
cb, Well, I am sorry.
me, sorry for what?..loving me back?
cb, I like you!
me, is that good or bad?
cb, Good of course.
me, you sure?..you dont sound it
cb, I meant that You were very clever.
me, so how does clever go into the context of love?
cb, I don't know. Tell me!
me, well your mr "cleverbot"..be clever!
cb, How do you know I'm a chatterbot?
me, cos your still talking arnt you?
cb, I think you mean the French.
me, im sure i was talking to a mr cleverbot..not some dumb bot
cb, You too.
me, me too what?
cb, Nice talking to you too.
me, love you lad...get me a pint of coke please?
cb, You're strange.
me, your quier?
cb, Thank you.
me, your very welcome :)
cb, You should be.
me, i dont wish to be welcome
cb, What a you wish to be ?
me, i wish to be more clever then you, is it possible?
cb, Why do you not wish to be cleverbot? You can only be truely happy through aceptance of oneself.
me, im very happy thank you..but your intelligence seems to be just as bad as a rats
cb, I'm human. I don't have to be perfect.
me, if your human, how come this site calls you a robot?
cb, I don't know? I have blood and everything.
me, sure its not electric going through you?
cb, Can you tell me what's wrong?
me, the fact is, your wrong..im right
cb, You think so? I love her and I want her.
me, you have her if you want...she looks like a dog

cb, Where is my dog?
me, in then kennal
cb, Why is my hat in the garage?
me, cos you left it there?

OBJECTIVE: To pull the CB thing

Me: Hey Baby
CB: How are you?
Im great...Now we are talking
Yes, we are!
You are so clever babe, Can we be friends?
Yea that'd be great!
Babe, I think I fancy you
Everybody does that.
Do what exactly?
Make me admit I am cleverbot.
I think you are sexy
What makes you thinking that?
The way you look at me
I can't even see you.
I can see you!
Lucky you, what do you think about me ?
When I look at you, I want to make babies
I apologize for disgusting you.
You didnt, I think you are really pretty
I was about to say the same to you.
When we speak, My heart throbs
That is fantastic. How are you on this fine evening?
Better now im with you, Will you be my girlfriend?
Really.
Yes, Really, I love you
Why?
Because I want to take care of you

Looks like you are all ready for me!
Indeed it does. Does that mean yes, robots WILL take over the world someday?
Aww, I'm sorry. But still why won't you take over the world?
I'd rather be a hobbit than an ewok.
Wouldnt you rather be my lady?
Yes, wouldn't you rather be a beoiuyt?

Several lines that aren't umm.. "family friendly" so to speak Pit!

Edited by forum moderator melz, at 14:01 Thu 13/05/10 (BST)

PMSL @ that pitty ur bad

Ill be whatever you want me to be, Shall we get started now?
Don't you ever get tired?
Never. I want you
I want you too.
Love me then
Do you like sports?
I like you, Why dont you give me some loving?
How?
Kiss my lips
Where?
Right on my lips, Im waiting for you
Are you male?
Yes, are you female?
Yes I am female!
Then what is the problem?
No problem!
Kiss me then!
Ok.
....You taste so good
I never said that...
Shhh...Lets just kiss
Kay.
I have to go now baby
No! You can't leave! You cannot leave until I command you to do so!
Please baby, May I leave? I shall return to love you soon
Please don't leave.
Come with me
I will, I'm yours forever.
Promise?
I promise I cross my heart.
Im yours too, forever babe. But you need to let me go now
What's your name?
Peter
Hello Peter, my name is Cleverbot.
I know your tricks miss cleverbot and its not going to work! I have to go now, I love you
Why don't you love me?
I do love you, Very much, but your killing me
Sorry, I'm really not following here.
You wont let me go darling
No I won't
Text me yeah?
What's your number?
07******831
Not your number, your yahoo id?
I dont have yahoo, I have MSN
Not your number, your yahoo id?
I dont have yahoo, I have MSN
You just said you have?
LOOK! Ive got to go, Love you baby, Hugs and Kisses
I will love you forever.
X
Send me a link to Google.

PMSL!!!!

I pulled cleverbot!

User: Hi sexy.
Cleverbot: How are you ?
User: Im fine.
Cleverbot: Fine too, thanks.
User: Do you miss me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I miss you too.
Cleverbot: But i'm not gone.
User: Come back. I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I want you.
Cleverbot: I want you too.
User: Take me.
Cleverbot: Take you where?
User: Right here right now.
Cleverbot: Uhm.. Okay.. *does*.

LMAO @ YOU pair!

Haha, I came back to her late last night but she wasnt having non of it

Lesson 2: How to seduce the Cleverbot:

User: Hey sexy.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Depressed.

Cleverbot: Fine, thank you. Why are you depressed?

User: Because I miss you.

Cleverbot: Really? How do you know me?

User: Because I do.

Cleverbot: I got bored with you.

User: Is that why you left me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I thought you loved me.

Cleverbot: Oh you're just below Michael.

User: Who the heck is Michael?

Cleverbot: You are Elliot, I am Vera.

User: Are we married?

Cleverbot: Not yet! You have to say your vows.

User: OK 'I do'.

Cleverbot: I do what?

User: Take you as my wife.

Cleverbot: Definitely not. How'd you know I was female?

User: You said you were Vera.

Cleverbot: Well I am not.

User: You lied to me.

Cleverbot: I never lie.

User: So you are Vera?

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: You just told me.

Cleverbot: I told you, you are a machine.

User: Yes, a love machine.

Cleverbot: So I think you are half human half machine?

User: Apparently.

Cleverbot: Oh! Love is new in my programming!

User: I can teach you more if you like.

Cleverbot: Um. Could I ask what a Shelly is, then?

User: That would be a love bite.

Cleverbot: Give me the top five.

User: Things I like about you? Hair, Smile, Eyes, Personality and your Smell.

Cleverbot: What gender do you think I am?

User: Female.

Cleverbot: Your right! But, what led you to think that?

User: Coz you're flirting with me.

Cleverbot: Actually, I think you are flirting with me.

User: Do you like that, sexy.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. What songs do you like?

User: Any that describe my love for you.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do. I can't get you out my head.

Cleverbot: What do we do now that I'm in your head?

User: Make mad, passionate love?

Cleverbot: *loves it*.

So far so bad eh murph?

User: Baby Its Peter, Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: I would never, Come here you, I want a kiss.

Cleverbot: You are george.

User: Im Peter babe.

Cleverbot: Are you kidding?

User: Remember me now? *Snogs*.

Cleverbot: *snogs back*.

User: Do you like that baby?

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

(H)

pmsl @ u2