Howling wind oh what've ya done?
Hippy Chic needed to have some fun
Now how will his day be spent?
Now yav ruined his Gig tent

Heres on ive just posted ( in reply to a hater ha) over on Snooker (Pssssst, you reading my posts here too?)




I owe you nothing never have or will
Dont stoop to my level, climb a hill

In this funky town ill always stay
Not leave just because you say!

Ive not stepped on people toes
But am sure everyone else knows

I will jog on, but not from you
To give you satisfaction? No can do

Justsomebore to you i may be
Why dont you do one & leave me be

1st name terms, true, dont mean Jack
Me? Deceptive? Ya having some craic

Your name that is nothing to fear
So listen to me, ill say it clear
Don't pretend you know me but keep on tryin
Cos am a big girl who wont run crying

Original FJ? Nope that was me
I created the name for all to see
Your just someone who stalked on pool
Your making yourself look a fool


Ta daaaaaaaaaa


Regards


The girl who cant be moved (by you hahaha)

That it? A smiley? Wheres your poem?

Her poem is lost
She just cannot find
The order of the words
Running all around her mind
We would need a translator
To make any sense
Of the gobbledygook
That Scottish lass pens!

PMSL

PAU.

LET
THE
HATE
MOTIVATE

PIT.

YOU'VE
LOST
ME
THERE






Do a poem

She says shes lost
Must be the plot
Because brother pete
was allowed to hit the spot!

Spot hitting got Paus body all fittin
Gazs mouth needs some t1tin
Pound it with Kirks lube
Triple acting all rude
And Victorias feeling euphoria
When they enter in the rear
Cant you see, Im near
A nervous
Breakdown

keep taken the pills
fer yer psychological ills
it may stop ya bleat
sick sick pitbull pete!

Wow! Poems keep em coming

For the original FJ
(Apparently, not me!)

Ive got another hater over on Snooks
Thinks he/she has me on tenterhooks
Theres a good chance they come here too
Just to nose at what i say or do!

So hello mystery person who claims to know me
And the...truth..thats coming i cant wait to see
You claim to be the original FJ
Obvs you were here back in the day

Cant bare me so you let it be known
Is that when your sitting all alone?
If you want rid of me, just say the word
But to go cos of you? Thats absurd!

However my love, you keep trying
Tell ppl you know me and im lying
Oh and yanno you deflated my...ego bubble (ur words)
It needed bursting, twas nothing but trouble!


From...(what was it you called me?)
Oh yeah JUSTSUMBORE




An on that note ladies and gentleman, you'll be pleased to know, ill not respond to...provoke...aggravate or mention the wonderful hater/s again


Pig. Paula. Pau. Pawler. Poorla. Pauline. Pawz. PIt. JSG
JSGFG



Edited at 22:10 Mon 19/08/19 (BST)

You forgot to add Sir to your signature babe x

I dont get called Sir tho

Not since the op

Stalker? Is that you?

who really cares
only she knows herself
could be a dried up old spinster
left all alone on the shelf
she may have a wobble
and I don't mean her fat
coz as discussed on the poem thread
she may well be a lad
im not bothered either way
not many others give a damn
just as long as that pitbull
gets his wham bam thank you ma'am

I couldnt of said it better myself man

HA and O:!!

Ok ok c'mon get back to normal poems now

Paula Paula, you know I adore ya
You know I would floor ya
Cause you good trauma
Take you in a sauna
Or on a queen dorma
I really wanna flaunt ya
But this is just funky life.

Edited at 00:29 Tue 20/08/19 (BST)